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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Letter Of Truth: Tabloid Edition

March 30, 2005

Dear False Tabloids,

As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.


P.S. People Magazine is great in my book!

Stream of Consciousness


Falling Stars Burn Bright

So ... after a week of healing here is what my star tattoo looks like now:

I did my best to look happy ... or smile or something ... I don't thing I was very successful. Oh well ... this is me, perfect as I'm ever gonna be:

Love me for me!


No Wire Hangers

I mentioned yesterday that Kevin Federline spent a few days in Las Vegas with his homies while Britney Spears, the dear wife, stayed home in Los Angeles with her brother Bryan ... here are a couple pictures of Kevin while he was in Las Vegas with his bros:

The New York Post is reporting that Kevin was a bad boy while he was away, saying:

While there, the dancer partied with pals at Pure, in the company of self-described "VIP escort" Vanessa Hulihan, Us Weekly reports. "At one point, she was sitting on his lap," one onlooker tells the mag. ". . . he was sliding his hand between her thighs." Federline and Hulihan "hung out" all weekend, Us says, and he "refused to answer Britney's phone calls. He's been telling friends he doesn't want her to have his baby." He added: "If I ever get a divorce, I want to move to Vegas."

Hmmm ... while this is entirely true it seems too easy to say that he was up to no good and everyone would believe it. Take this news with whatever grain of salt you feel is necessary. Anyways, he wasn't there for long because he's already back home in LA with wifey Britney ... the 2 were seen on Bryan Spears' apartment balcony:

Balcony Watch 2005 continues ....

The Sun newspaper is so cheeky ... check out this comparison chart betwixt Britney Spears and Xtina Augilera:

Granted, Britney has been lookin' pretty rough lately ... I still think Xtina looks wretched in both pictures here. [via]

The Fantastic Four website has been updated with new wallpapers ...

And a very fun screensaver. Click HERE to see the third, longer trailer.

Gwen Stefani has released the video for Hollaback Girl:

As you can see, it's very Drumline inspired ... you can see the whole thing for yourself HERE.

Have you heard? The Bravery are the new The Killers:

I picked up the album yesterday and it's pretty damn good. Not quite as poppy as The Killers stuff but I can see why Brandon Flowers is all pissy. We'll see if The Bravery can make as big a splash as The Killers have ... you can hear their entire album HERE.

As soon as Ashlee Simpson finished her Detroit show last week she flew right home ... maybe to hook up with her new Hoobastank boyfriend?:

That's it really, I just wanted to use these Ashlee paparazzi photos ... let's move on ...

PETA has issued an open letter to Jennifer Lopez, and here it is:

Click here for full size image

Surely a letter like this will get J. Lo to give up her love of fur. But, I wouldn't hold my breath.

Courtney Cox-Arquette and baby Coco were seen playing at the beach:

That baby has gotten so big ... she'll be walking on her own in no time. Yay for Courtney! She looks so happy!

And finally, Penelope Cruz was out with a friend having a nice lunch, I wonder what they were talking about?

She's pretty ... much prettier than Selma Hyack ... too pretty for Tom Cruise ... and way too pretty for Stetson man Matthew McConaughey.

And now, the news:
Can I just tell you how amazing last night was?! VLB, Kirsten, Erik and I went over to Sarah's for a sushi/massage party ... and it was heaven! Angi spent an hour on each of us and we were like jelly afterwards ... she has amazing fingers! It was such a fun night ... I can't wait until we can do it again. Angi is still training for massage therapy so she'll need to practice on us again ... and again ... and again ... wee!!!!

Tonight VLB and Kirsten are coming over here to watch some movies. We're going to watch Mommie Dearest and Breakfast At Tiffany's ...

LOL! And now, I'm out. Later!



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