Sunday, January 15, 2006

Fight Club

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have already completed their Caribbean adventure ... here are pictures of the happy pair deboarding their airplane in Florida ... but what's this ... is there trouble in paradise? Could they be fighting already?

Hee hee ... I am fairly certain that Angelina wears the pants in that family. Brad better quit his whining and get his ass in gear before she has to put her foot down! [Source]

Wowie wow ... Jessica Simpson may have gone a bit too far with the collagen injections ... her lips look overinflated and ready to go POP!

She can't seriously think this is a good look for her ... she looks outright ridiculous. Take it easy with the lips, Jess ... you don't have to try so hard -- oh and leave the raincoat at home next time. [Source]

Awww ... look at this ... Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos seem to be having a little lovers' quarrel:

Don't you hate it when horrible fashion choices interfere with true love? [Source]

Lord! I love Nicole Kidman ... that is why it pains me so to post this picture of her:

Yikes! She looks scary as hell. See, even the beautiful people can take a bad picture ... and this one is a doozy. [Source]

Well, well, well, well ... who is this new chick that Jake Gyllenhaal is hanging around with?

I hope it's a cousin or a new assistant or something ... cuz, I didn't authorize any new woman to be allowed in such close proximity. [Source]

Here's another picture of our Jakeyness ... it looks like he's had a wee bit too much to drink:

... which is usually how I like my hot dudes to be. [Source]

Grrr ... check out this sickeningly cute picture of Jude Law as he carries his little boy while walking 2 little dogs:

Yeah, no wonder Sienna Miller can forgive him any transgression. I bet it's hard to be angry at Jude Law for very long. [Source]

Hilary Duff has posted this behind-the-scenes picture of her and Joel Madden from their Teen People magazine photoshoot on her official blog ... check it, Joel's older brother Josh is in the background:

She writes: Joel and I were made to feel so comfortable because we had a great team with us. Joel's stylist was his brother Josh, a professional. My stylist, Deb Waknin dressed me. You can see them both in the background of the picture I've posted with today's entry. Working with people you know makes for an easier, more comfortable experience. This was the very first time Joel and I got to talk about our relationship and what we are up to. I feel really good about the whole layout and I hope everyone picks up a copy. They look so happy together ... and I love that Hilary has joined the blogger ranks. [Source]

Adrianne Curry (the new Mrs. Brady) is Playboy magazine's February covergirl:

The pic looks very similar to a Kylie Minogue picture from her Love, Kylie ad campaign. IMHO, Kylie looks better. [Source, Source]

And finally, here is this week's Hot Guy of the Week ... let's say hello to Trevor:

He's got a little bit of the Jessica Simpson-lip thing going on. I suspect his lips are natural ... and besides, who's looking at his lips anyway? [Source]

Les News:
Erik and I had a great day yesterday ... we just bummed around together. He got his haircut and then we had a great dinner at Pizza Papalis in Dearborn. We never, ever rent videos (mainly because we show up at the video store without any idea what we want to pick up and then spend like 45 minutes going back and forth about what to get and then we get frustrated and leave unhappy) but we did have a couple movies in mind ... we picked up Reefer Madness and Underworld. We watched Underworld and found ourselves underwhelmed. It was a bit soap opera-y ... well, it was a lot soap opera-y (every time Celine [the greatest vampire in all the world] spoke about Viktor I half-expected Victor Newman to crawl out of that crypt). I didn't anticipate the movie would be so cheesey. I was all excited to see Underworld Evolution but now I'm not so sure ...

Tonight Erik and I are going to the Magic Stick to see We Are Scientists. I haven't been to a concert in ages ... it'll be fun to down PBRs and rock out.

That is all. I'm out.