JEFFERSON FUCKING STARSHIP?!?!?
I cannot BELIEVE that Darth Vader lowered himself to actually appear in this horrible, horrible mess!
I swear to the Gods, I really think Carrie Fischer was high as shizz -- you simply MUST see her perform her holiday song ... It's even worse than the song, Goodnight But Not Goodbye, that Bea Arthur sings in the cantina!!!
I suppose it does have redeeming merit -- all of the principle Star Wars: A New Hope cast members (minus Sir Alec Guinness) appear. And the character of Boba Fett is introduced (in an animated short).
I'm not kidding here ... YOU MUST SEE THIS SHIZZ FOR YOURSELF. Find out more about The Star Wars Holiday Special HERE.
And may the farce be with you!