KIIS FM in LA is reporting that Kevin Federline has definitely recorded an album:
KEVIN FEDERLINE has recorded a hip-hop album that will come out in 2 months. BRITNEY helped him with the recording, and she also designed a new look for KEVIN.
The rumor from the ONTD kids is that he will go by the name The White Parasite. I think that is too obvious. I think he should be The White Sucka. But, whatever his name don't be surprised if his album does drop really soon.
Jennifer Lopez is usually a maven of supreme style but:
I'm just not down with J.Lea look. Jenny, do not succumb to the Dark Side of bad style. [picture via britpoppa]
I'm not sure if this picture is real but it looks real and that is good enough for me:
I'm usually not a fan of nip-slips but I like the idea of Jessica Simpson poppin' out a little sumpthin'. [via Oh No They Didnt!]
It's an old magazine but:
You gotta love the sentiment. Das Ist Heiß!
Fischerspooner.com has been updated with, what seems to be, new album art:
Check out a kickass remix of the their first single Just Let Go HERE.
It's news time, y'all:
- Tori Amos news: Rolling Stone writes about The Beekeeper; Billboard reviews Sleeps With Butterflies.
- The Osbournes just can't take a joke.
- Gwen Stefani says kids don't compare to fame & fortune. Well, duh!
- Ya ever want to eat out J.Lo? HERE's your chance.
- Ashlee Simpson's publicist's lies catch up with her.
- Rebecca Romijn to become Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell.
- Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke are courting one another.
Pink Is The New Blog is my new favoritestestest piece of the 'nerd. If homie fucks as much as he blogs, sign my sweet a-hole up. And then reserve said sweet a-hole a three-week stay at my local emergency room. I know what it's like, man, I know what it's like. Tattered butthole is so not hot.
I mentioned yesterday that I've been getting mad love from Thighs Wide Shut and Whatevs ... and then I found out that Gawker linked me:
If I thought my traffic was soaring before ... well, it went outer spacial after that one mention:
Um, Hello, you know things are pretty swell when you receive an email from the über cool hotness!
I totally feel like this:
I just hope it doesn't turn out like this: