Friday, January 14, 2005

I <3 Jamie Lynn

Okay, I have yet to watch one second of Zoey 101 but that doesn't mean that I don't, like, totally love admire Jamie Lynn Spears:


I'm sure her show is all existential ... you know, deep and shit ... but all I'm really waiting for is for her to actually start blogging at her blog site. I'm not the only one waiting for her online emergence. Here is a sampling of comments left at her blog:

I think u r so hot!! I've had a crush on u since
i was n 8th grade. I m n 9th grade now!! i have
pictures of u all over my locker!!! I watch your
show Zoey101 everyday!!! Well, got tu go!!
Bi, i love u!! G-dog (Davy craft)

Posted by: Davy Craft at January 10, 2005 12:21 PM

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I think ur SOOO hot I had a crush on u since i was in 5th grade im in the 8 the grade

Posted by: Matt at January 10, 2005 03:36 PM

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hey jamie lynn u r the hottest girl ever!! all the boys at my skool think the same so plzzz send an e-mail:) ur the best!

robert

Posted by: robert at January 13, 2005 02:53 PM

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I LOVE U JAMIE

pleaze talk back

ill do anything

Posted by: Matt at January 10, 2005 04:08 PM

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hey jamie this is chris im in 8th grade im going to turn 14... i rele like ur shows n i most of all i love ur looks!!!! ur so pretty ... umm i always wanted to chat with u! my screen name is chris81991 please IM me!!! jamie i rele liked u im so glad there is a site that u can read wat we write i rele want u to respond!!
xoxo much love

Posted by: chris kalczuk at January 10, 2005 05:30 PM

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Jamie u r the sexiest girl my age i've ever seen!!!!I'm in the 8th grade me and u r like the same age so believe me if we ever met we'll make a mad good couple! i think ur sister Britney is the most hottest girl in the world i thought she was since the 2nd grade!I did watch ur show and i think ur a gr8 actress! hope u write back sweet thing!

Posted by: Jonathan at January 13, 2005 09:51 PM

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Dear JAMIE,


I REALLY LIKE YOUR NEW SHOW-ZOEY 101. I WISH I COULD GET A PART ON THERE WITH YOU. E-MAIL ME BACK & TELL ME IF I GET A PART.

THANKS.

LOVE KYLE

Posted by: Kyle at January 13, 2005 06:49 PM

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This message board is out of control. Whoever is in control of this better take charge. People are posting porn photos, email address's, phone numbers.
Even more distubing is this - "Jamie u r the sexiest girl my age i've ever seen!!!!I'm in the 8th grade me and u r like the same age so believe me if we ever met we'll make a mad good couple! i think ur sister Britney is the most hottest girl in the world i thought she was since the 2nd grade!I did watch ur show and i think ur a gr8 actress! hope u write back sweet thing!"
What is going on with our world. Since when do kids in the 8th grade compliment others the same age on being sexy. Unbelievable. I'm going to report this website to the FCC.

Posted by: Concerned Parent at January 14, 2005 10:19 AM


Oh man ... this shit is hilarious! You HAVE to read it all for yourself. I half-expected to find a comment from the Thigh Master himself ... or maybe he used a pseudonym?!? Hmmm ... Anyways, if you are interested in telling this Concerned Parent that he/she is probably overreacting (or whatever else you'd like to share) then I say go right ahead ... he/she left his/her email address: connies53@aol.com

So as we await actual web-interaction with the minor Spears herself here is a list of Dating Tips to tide us over:


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Keepin' the Thighs on the prize.