Not content to just say that she and Kevin Federline are still together, Britney Spears is out to show people that they are still together. Here we have Spederline out and about with Kevin's little girl Kori:


They really look happy ... I just know that Britney loves to hang out with Kori and I'm sure she's ready to have a baby of her own. So, without further ado, I present to you The Official Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch website. At this website, you can monitor Britney's lactation percentage, her current mood, her % chance of divorce and her sexiness level. There is even a fetus webcam! You can also access The Official Blog of Fetus Spears. Here is a picture of fetus Spears:


My, my ... the things they can do with technology these days. I urge you all to check out the site and play with the various modules.

The saga concerning whether or not Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe are still happily together continues ... they still haven't been photographed together ... and look how pissed off Reese looks here with baby son Deacon:


I wonder if she is upset because while she took the kids to an Easter egg hunt Ryan went out for beer?


Wow! I have never seen Ryan Phillipe look so bad ... he looks downright normal. EEK! Let's hope his face clears up before he gets photographed again ... and let's hope that he's wearing less clothing too.

Paris Hilton, who always has to have the latest toys, was seen with a PSP ... I doubt she was playing video games with it so one can assume she was using it as an MP3 player:


She is always one to change up her look at will so one day you'll see her with blonde hair:


And the next day you see her with brown hair. Here she is on the set of her new movie Pledge This:


I don't like her with dark hair ... maybe she dyed her hair to match Bambi (her new pooch)? I wouldn't be surprised.

And do we even know what happened to Tinkerbell? It's been ages since we've seen her ... Ah well, out with the old I suppose.

Look how big Tori Amos' daughter Natashya has gotten!


Here we have mom and daughter at Disneyland (they went to the theme park yesterday) ... I can't believe she isn't a baby girl anymore.

But speaking of babies, here is the first picture of baby Cruz Beckham with proud papa David Beckham:


You can't really see the baby but ... you get the gist.

Can someone tell me what Jessica Simpson was doing at Kinkos?


She looks totally out of place. But at least she's smiling for the camera ... as you can see, she's not always up for smiling:


And by the way, that is a fucking ugly purse! With all of her Louis Vuitton purses she goes out with this monstrosity?! Boo!

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner ... for once, they're not hiding from the cameras:


And I have to admit that they look kinda cute together. Jennifer looks great as usual and Ben looks kinda rough and gruff but ... in love. Awwwwww!!!

Husband and wife Alexis Denisoff (ex-Wesley on Angel) and Alyson Hannigan (ex-Willow on Buffy) were seen sharing a couple of drinks at Starbucks:


What a cute couple. I love that they are a true marriage to unite the Buffyverse ... it's so romantical and stuff. Awwww!!!!

I think Drew Barrymore has some ... issues:


I wonder what she had goin' on in her panties? No wait, I'd rather not know.

Michael Douglas thought he was going to evade the press after having plastic surgery done to his face by escaping the country:


He was wrong. Thanks to the kids at Oh No They Didn't! I can share the pictures with all of you! Enjoy!

Xtina Aguilera likes to pretend that she's dead:


Someone get this girl a transfusion ... STAT!

The pope's funeral is going to be this Friday at 9AM and then the new pope is going to be chosen ... but it seems that he won't come from the United States:


I wonder what's up with that?

And now, les news:

• It's the Detroit Tigers Opening Day today! Woot!
• Spike from Channel 955 explains what went down with the format flip at 93.1 DRQ.
• Sin City is #1 at the box office.
• MORE Juno Awards news.
• Michael Jackson proclaims that he has God on his side.
• Click HERE for artwork and tracklist of the new Coldplay album X&Y.
• Yay! Gina G is making a comeback!
• GMail is going to be evergrowing.
• You gotta love the nerds. No wait, no you don't ... we should be laughing at them!
• Nicholas Brendon (ex-Xander on Buffy) is in a new movie. The source code for the website reads thus: cing yoou watchinn youu help mme caalll mmmee shouldnott b be heere sshould not bee heereee reading tihss canatt bey trreeeaal watchnig us everywhere watching us please watching us mtownsend07@aol.com Creepy!
• A Kanye West autograph signing session turns violent.
• A Lisa Marie Presley concert turns violent.
• The new Martha Stewart movie starring Cybill Shepherd debuts in May.
• Gwen Stefani is the most stylish in all the land.
• I never knew that Michael Vartan was such a little bitch.
• Sheryl Crow testifies against downloading music.
• Too many people see what they want to see.
• I will continue to use red ink.
• When MILFs attack.

So yesterday Erik and I celebrated the 1 year anniversary of officially moving into our house together. We opened a bottle of champagne and watched Britney Spears' movie Crossroads:


I don't care what anybody says, it's a cute movie and we both think that Britney did a pretty decent job. He liked it more than he thought he would ... hello people, I have taste! We had a nice night together. 1 whole year living together ... that's hot!

One more thing, thanks to THIS SITE I was able to revamp my My Space profile page ... and I love it! If you have a My Space account then we should be friends. At the very least you should check out MY PAGE. I helped Erik revamp his page too, but he used THIS SITE that does all the HTML for you.

Booo! I'm back at work now ... pity me. And, I'm out ... Later!

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