Friday, April 29, 2005
Yes, her tummy seems to be getting bigger everyday (which isn't unusual for her around this time of year [when she's not touring or out promoting an album] except this time her belly isn't getting full of Cheetos & Red Bull, it's getting full of Fetus Spears). She also has all the requisite Spederline accoutrements and accessories. I think she's coming along nicely, don't you?
In other Spederline news, UPN's website devoted to the Britney & Kevin show has been updated with a new picture:
How lovely! The pictures look fresh from their recent holiday in Scottsdale, Arizona. Holla atcha, Spederline!
Okay, I feel I need to clear up a huge misconception that is going around ... various news reports have come out mistakenly suggesting that the photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie together on an African beach are fake. This belief comes from the news that Star magazine is running a Photoshopped picture of the pair on this week's cover. Let me clear this up ... the pictures that came out last weekend were not faked or Photoshopped -- they were real pictures of the pair together on a beach. US Weekly won the rights to publish those pictures in the U.S. and Star magazine didn't -- but it's such a huge story that Star couldn't afford to not talk about it so they concocted their own picture to use in their magazine:
People reading reports that "the Brad & Angelina picture is fake" are being led to believe that the beach photos that came out last weekend are fake. The only fake Brad & Angelina picture going around is the one used on the cover of Star magazine.
I have to say, this is a brilliant move on Star magazine's part. They make up a fake picture, tell everyone that it's fake and everyone believes that all the pictures are fake -- thus taking away the thunder from US Weekly. Anyways, I hope this clears things up for those of you who think the beach photos were faked.
And we're moving on ... Reese Witherspoon looks pissed off and/or very unhappy:
Maybe she's upset that her recent appearance with her husband, Ryan Phillipe, has failed to quell rumors that there is a rift between them? Nah, maybe it's something else ... like maybe she secretly hates Luke Wilson and was perturbed to run into him on the street:
That must be it.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony went to the Billboard Latin Music Awards last night:
Wow! Do they both look really bad, or what?! Egads ... I'm all for supporting your man but when you have to make yourself look ugly just so he'll look better ... man, that's some crazy shizz right there.
I love this picture of Jesse Metcalf:
C'mon y'all ... those are men's shoes hanging off the bed ... is Jesse trying to tell us something? You know he doesn't spend hours plucking those eyebrows for nothing.
Let us pause to look at some pictures of David Beckham:
Let us also pause to check out Victoria Beckham's caesarian-section scar:
Gawd, that woman is so thin ... the only way she can have babies is via a hole cut into her stomach. If she had to give birth the natural way her head would probably pop right off.
Paris Hilton appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night:
Her face looks a bit manly in these pictures ... Terri Hatcher was also on The Late Show and she tried her best to pose just like Paris Hilton:
Boo! Terri, get your own thing ... make pouty lips or flip your hair or something. Lame Paris poses do nothing for you.
Now that male celebs like Adam Brody are being seen with their dogs, it seems that the pooch has become the new fashion accessory:
I don't like the big dogs ... I like the little teeny-weeny dogs that you can fit into medium-sized Louis Vuitton bags ... those dogs are cute!
Coco Cox-Arquette is so cute:
She looks much cuter in this picture than she did in her Christening picture ... maybe she hates wearing white?
Pamela Anderson likes to drink:
... and touch herself. Well, she does have massive boobs ... she might as well enjoy them too. [via ONTD!]
Corey Haim has really let himself go:
I heard that he got really big in recent years ... I didn't think he swelled to Anna-Nicole proportions. Yikes! [via Gastonl.com]
Verne Mini-Me Troyer can be very scary sometimes:
Well ... he's scary pretty often ... well ... all the time ...
And finally, it seems that Hayden Christenson's sister is the girl to call for a real good time:
... you know, if you're into that sort of thing ... paging the Thigh Master!
And now, the news:
- OMG! How perfect is this?! Tom Cruise nabs himself a girl woman who won't have sex until marriage!!! *cough* GAY *cough* MUCH?
- Even though she won't have sex with him, Katie Holmes always dreamed of marrying Tom Cruise. Barf.
- Matt Damon engaged. Gimme a break ... are the celebrities doing all of these gross things just to make me ill?
- I think it's pretty clear that he's going to get off ... AGAIN!
- Click HERE for a sneak preview of Laguna Beach season 2.
- Paulina Rubio wins 3 awards at the Billboard Latin Music Awards! And some other Latinoids won awards too. Woot!
- What??? Bo Bice is a Crack Head??? Oh wait, that explains so much.
- You think you're pissed that Constantine got booted off American Idol? Rosie O'Donnell is really messed up over it!
- I think I finally know the secret to Scott Savol's success on AI. Brills!
- Paula Abdul will not dignify the allegations that she had sexual relations with former AI contestant Corey Clark with a response via this response.
- I stand corrected, Jack Osbourne kicks ass.
- Chris Martin says really stupid things sometimes.
- Arjan Writes interviews Annie.
- Mary Lynn Rajskub, Chloe on 24, has signed on for a 5th season! THIS article has all the details ... and possible spoilers -- beware.
- ... and I bet she liked it.
- Stolen painting The Scream by Edvard Munch destroyed?! [via towleroad]
- Mel C comes down with a flaming case of no one gives a shit about her tour disease.
- Apparently, Tommy Lee likes a little something extra in his dates these days.
- Trent Reznor went through bouts of depression? Yeah right, and Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are still hanging out together.
- The single for Blue Orchid by The White Stripes comes with a buttload of b-sides.
- There are nerds ... and there are some serious nerds. Wow!
- Finally ... Detroit can begin building its permanent casinos.
You just have to experience Patty Griffin live ... there is a quality to her voice that is just stunning. We had such a nice night ...
This weekend is Steve and Stephanie's Going Away party ... they are doing their final move to Nashville, Tennessee. We will all be very sad to see them go ... but we plan on sending them off with a bang!
I have a half day today ... I will be free after 1PM ... and for now, I'm out.