A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.
"As for Britney and Kevin, they are still together, happy and gearing up to do press on the new show. There will be a magazine cover involved."
And HERE is the official press release announcing the new Spederline reality show.
You can't make up shit like this!!! Loves it!