Emilio Estefan was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday, please don't ask me why, and was accompanied by family and friends. Among those people was Lindsay Lohan:


Um, why? I can't imagine that Lindsay is such a huge fan of the Miami Sound Machine that she just had to witness Emilio getting his star. I wonder what the connection is. Anyways, note the corners of her mouth ... they're still cracked. I have gotten many emails after the last time that I posted close-up shots of her mouth -- it seems that cracked lips like this are the result of a vitamin deficiency. This deficiency is consistent among people with eating disorders. Lindsay, it's not worth it ... go back to your beautiful, healthy self. I cannot wait for the day when I can report that Lindsay starts looking better and starts to gain weight again.

In other Lindsay-esque news, Perez Hilton has uncovered the identity of the mysterious freakboy with the ridiculous hair that has become L. Lo's B.F.F. lately. His name is Michael Levine and he is the younger brother of Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon 5:


How weird ... I just can't get over his stupid hair. Why in hell would someone want hair like that? Hmmm ... Drugs do make people do crazy things.

Hilary and Haylie Duff were on hand at the opening of a new club called Red Buddha Lounge. Check out these cute pictures of the Duffs with Benji Madden from Good Charlotte:


They look so cute. I love how Hilary is holding on to Benji's other middle finger ... CUTE!

Imagine that ... I didn't even say one negative thing about Haylie Duff. Probably because her horrible hair speaks volumes for itself. Good on me!

Paris² are known for their wild exploits ... their latest adventure had them partying at ... Jamba Juice?


Does it seem at all suspicious that Paris Hilton is drinking a lot of juice lately? Remember when Britney stopped drinking and smoking ...? Hmm ... a seemingly rushed engagement and now this ... It's all very interesting, don't you think? Incidentally, what is up with all the love for the homeless people. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for helping out the homeless but it seems like this is the week that the celebs have decided to lend a helping hand. First Mary Kate Olsen and now Paris Hilton ... I wouldn't be at all surprised if we see pictures of Lindsay Lohan handing dollar bills to a homeless person soon. Gotta keep up with trends, you know. If more young female celebrities are photographed giving money to the homeless, expect Madonna to start doing the same thing a few months down the line.

Nicky Hilton, in case you were wondering, has been keeping herself busy with shopping ... and the occasional photo shoot:


You know, in case you were wondering.

Katie Holmes is on a media blitz promoting her new relationship, no wait, promoting her new movie ... yeah, that's it:


Things seem to be going according to plan. I wonder what exactly TomKat have got up their collective sleeves.

Alicia Silverstone is so beautiful:


The Greek Princess came up with these awesome pictures of Alicia. It's great to see Alicia in magazines again ... I <3 her totally.

Here are some more pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg from her photoshoot with Alternative Press magazine:


I <3 her totally as well! I miss hearing her annoying little squeal/scream every week on Buffy. Someone get this girl a sitcom, STAT!

There is no doubt that Jason Behr is H-O-T ... but it's nice to see that his good looks come from humble beginnings:


Yikes! Did he actually have a mullet?!? This is exactly why I hope my school pictures never fall into the wrong hands. [thanks John]

Here is your first look at Lola Rose Sheen:


We've been checking out pictures of Denise Richards and her exponentially expanding belly for a while now ... it's nice to finally see the fruits of her labor -- literally. Mother and daughter look so beautiful.

Jake Gyllenhaal really loves his chest:


It's easy to see why ...

Normally, I am not a fan of capri pants/clam diggers/peddle pushers but sometimes they look cute ... like in these pictures of Jessica Simpson:


Yeah, catch me on a good day and I'll think anything is cute. But you know ... these pants do seem a little loose ... like MC Hammer pants ... wait, on second thought ...

Lacey Chabert is also looking quite cute at a recent music awards event:


She still does that thing with her mouth but she's not lookin' bad at all.

Thank god for plastic surgery, Enrique Iglesias looks amazing without his face mole:


Enrique has been signed to promote Tommy Hilfiger products. He probably would have gotten the job with his face mole (shoot, he managed to land Anna Kournikova with that thing on his face) but he looks so much better without it. Hurray for beauty via surgery!

Er, is there a lost Olsen that we are unaware of?


Nah, that's impossible, look how fat it is.

Here is the cover of the upcoming issue of W magazine that features a 60-page photospread of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie cavorting as a happily married couple:


This is THE magazine to purchase. I can't wait to see all of these pictures. Damnit! I hate when I fall for the ploys of those publicity machines ...

And finally, check out this cute picture of Batman and Robin:


Visit Queerclick (NSFW) to check out the other pictures in this series.

The news:

• Tori Spelling creates a special necklace for Britney Spears. Aw, that is so Donna Martin.
• Additionally, Kevin Federline buys Britney Spears a 5.5 carat diamond ring ... most likely with her own money.
• Madonna is going to open a hotel strictly for her Kabbalahist friends.
• Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan starring in a movie ... together?!?
• Wee!!! I cannot wait to watch Bobby Brown smear Preparation H on his face. Now that's entertainment, y'all!!!
• First it was burgers, now it's coconut cream pie ... people need to stop being so idiotic and prudish.
• Advice for the new Batman from former Batmen. My advice is don't get caught in a compromising position with Robin.
• Jack and Kelly Osbourne plan to write a tell-all book.
• George Lucas gets awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award from the American Film Institute.
• Uh Oh ... the paparazzi are under attack.

Tonight is our first kickball game of the season -- Phil Collins is ready to rain unforgiving devastation upon all challengers:


You have been warned.

This weekend is going to be busy. I will be updating as usual but the updates may come at different times during the day. Tomorrow is going to be very busy ... If I do not update tomorrow then I will update twice on Sunday.

Summa, summa, summatime!!!

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