Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Wee Willy Winky

Britney Spears news has been quiet for the past few days ... so let's take a trip down memory lane ... this past weekend E! aired the 2002 episode of Saturday Night Live when Britney was the host and musical guest -- and she was pretty funny! She was still with Justin Timberlake (he appeared on the show as well) ... when everything was perfect with the world. Le sigh. I miss that Britney. Here are some pictures of Ms. Brit when she performed with the Pussycat Dolls:

She doesn't do stuff like this anymore ... we're lucky if we get pictures of her going out to pick up a bag of Cheetos. Le sigh. [via BreatheHeavy.com]

I still love ya, Brit. I just miss the Brit that I fell in love with sometimes.

Hey have you heard that there are nude pictures of Jude Law floating around on the Internets? Apparently, Jude was visiting his mother in France and he decided to go outside and take off his underwear:

Um, what?! Why in the world would he do this? He was at his mother's house ... and he decided to get completely naked ... outside. What?! A couple people have sent me the uncensored pictures and I have to confirm -- he is no Tommy Lee. If you would like to see what all the NSFW hoopla is about, click HERE or HERE and follow the links. Enjoy?

The premiere of the movie Supercross was a mega-star-studded event! Look! Aaron Carter was there!!!

I like the buckle -- the tattoo, notsomuch. I'm sure those people I don't know are in the movie (or something) ... but hey, did you see Reba MacEntire? Something tells me that Supercross is gonna be a huge hit! Er, sorry, I meant a huge shit.

Hmm, why oh why are Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst shopping for prenatal vitamins?

Is this her ploy to keep her meat hooks in him? Or is it worse than that ...? Developing.

Check it out, y'all! Here come the Simpsons:

Jessica, Jessica's leech, Nick and Ashlee all went out for dinner together. Imagine that!

Paris Hilton ... you know that by wearing this outfit you're just begging for attention:

And she normally dresses so inconspicuously.

David Boreanaz was at the 2005 Teen Choice Awards:

I'm sure it has less to do with being a teen and more to do with promoting a new TV show. He looked pretty good, tho.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is making a new movie called Southland Tales:

Wee! I <3 her!

The rumor going around Hollywood is that Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are deeply in love and have been dating for a little while now:

I mean, just look at the heat and chemistry between these 2 ... it's soooo plainly obvious.

Hayden Christensen is a huge fan of Playboy Playmates:

He loves reading all their bios.

Demi Moore wasn't always just "Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend" ... she used to have a life before he came along ... she used to be famous in her own right:

There are a lot more pictures of Demi ... er, working ... but you're going to have to follow the links from HERE and deal with the NSFWness yourself.

David Beckham called a press conference to discuss something very important:

But I have no idea what he wanted to discuss ... I just want to look at the pix.

Oh look -- Adam Brody did achieve puberty:

I bet he could grow a full beard in about 67 years. [thanks Crystle]

Does anyone know if Shane West works anymore? There are so many things wrong with this picture ...

... well, I was just wondering.

Here are today's Pink fan submissions:

You guys rule ... thanks so much for all the awesome pictures!

Erik and I had a great dinner last night at Annam in Dearborn, MI. It was delish, natch. Erik and I were talking about the new Sufjan Stevens cd, Come on Feel the Illinoise, and we were discussing how long the song titles are (ex. track 2 is titled: Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, "I have fought the Big Knives and will continue to fight them until they are off our lands!"). I said out loud, "He's worse than Thunderbirds Are Now!" (who are notorious for their long song titles). Just then the drummer from Thunderbirds Are Now! comes over to our table to inquire about who we thought was "worse than Thunderbirds Are Now!" He thought it was hilarious that we thought there was someone worse than his band ... but we explained what we were talking about and chatted with him for a little while. He revealed that most of their long song titles come from drunken discussions. It was pretty funny.

Only in Detroit. Well, only in Detroit because I doubt that anyone outside of Detroit would even know who Thunderbirds Are Now! are -- and that's a shame because they rock! TAN! are going on TOUR, check them out if you get a chance -- then thank me later :)

Okay storytime is over ...

ONE MORE THING -- I've been ordering some pretty cool belt buckles (I'm gonna try and make sure buckles are "in" this season), these are the ones I received today:

I have a few more on the way ... I can't just buy one or two or eight.

I'm out.