Sunday, April 03, 2005 DESPERATE HOUSEWIFEEEEEEEEEEE MY LITTLE ASS MOMMY WANTS TO BE A DESPERATE HOUSEWIVE AND THEY WON'T LET HER! NOW SHE'S CRYING AND SAYS SHE WANTS TO DO CROSSROADS 2!!!!&U! IS THIS A GOOD THING!?! MAYBE PRODUCERS THOUGHT SHE'D LOOK LIKE A GIANT TUB OF LARD ON THE TELE! I'M GROWING LIKE A MO'! HEHEHEHEHEH...
IN OTHER NEWS, MOMMY SAYS SHE WILL "TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS"IF I CONFLICT WITH HER CARREER. OH MOMMY, U SO CRAZY I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M YO BABY!
Not content to just say that she and Kevin Federline are still together, Britney Spears is out to show people that they are still together. Here we have Spederline out and about with Kevin's little girl Kori:
They really look happy ... I just know that Britney loves to hang out with Kori and I'm sure she's ready to have a baby of her own. So, without further ado, I present to you The Official Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch website. At this website, you can monitor Britney's lactation percentage, her current mood, her % chance of divorce and her sexiness level. There is even a fetus webcam! You can also access The Official Blog of Fetus Spears. Here is a picture of fetus Spears:
My, my ... the things they can do with technology these days. I urge you all to check out the site and play with the various modules.
The saga concerning whether or not Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe are still happily together continues ... they still haven't been photographed together ... and look how pissed off Reese looks here with baby son Deacon:
I wonder if she is upset because while she took the kids to an Easter egg hunt Ryan went out for beer?
Wow! I have never seen Ryan Phillipe look so bad ... he looks downright normal. EEK! Let's hope his face clears up before he gets photographed again ... and let's hope that he's wearing less clothing too.
Paris Hilton, who always has to have the latest toys, was seen with a PSP ... I doubt she was playing video games with it so one can assume she was using it as an MP3 player:
She is always one to change up her look at will so one day you'll see her with blonde hair:
And the next day you see her with brown hair. Here she is on the set of her new movie Pledge This:
I don't like her with dark hair ... maybe she dyed her hair to match Bambi (her new pooch)? I wouldn't be surprised.
And do we even know what happened to Tinkerbell? It's been ages since we've seen her ... Ah well, out with the old I suppose.
Look how big Tori Amos' daughter Natashya has gotten!
You gotta love the nerds. No wait, no you don't ... we should be laughing at them!
Nicholas Brendon (ex-Xander on Buffy) is in a new movie. The source code for the website reads thus: cing yoou watchinn youu help mme caalll mmmee shouldnott b be heere sshould not bee heereee reading tihss canatt bey trreeeaal watchnig us everywhere watching us please watching us firstname.lastname@example.org Creepy!
So yesterday Erik and I celebrated the 1 year anniversary of officially moving into our house together. We opened a bottle of champagne and watched Britney Spears' movie Crossroads:
I don't care what anybody says, it's a cute movie and we both think that Britney did a pretty decent job. He liked it more than he thought he would ... hello people, I have taste! We had a nice night together. 1 whole year living together ... that's hot!
One more thing, thanks to THIS SITE I was able to revamp my My Space profile page ... and I love it! If you have a My Space account then we should be friends. At the very least you should check out MY PAGE. I helped Erik revamp his page too, but he used THIS SITE that does all the HTML for you.
Booo! I'm back at work now ... pity me. And, I'm out ... Later!