Thank Jebus! Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Huzzah! Hooray! Woot!

Just when I'd pretty much given up all hope that Perry Taylor, manny extraordinaire, was still in Britney Spears' life these new pictures surface of our fave manny doing a little grocery shopping for our Britney ... check it out:


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Look at that pile of simulated cheese products ... of course he's still working for Britters. I'm glad to know that stupid K-Fed hasn't forced the manny out onto the street ... he will be the one to save Britney, I'm sure of it. [Source]

So ... in honor of the return of our beloved manny I made this awesome wallpaper for you to enjoy on your computer:


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Faster than a speeding paparrazo, more powerful than the stench of K-Fed's gym shoes and able to leap tall piles of empty Cheetos bags laying about the Spederline manse, Perry Taylor is back, y'all! Let the celebrations commence!!!

Here is a new outtake picture of Britney Spears from her Harper's Bazaar magazine shoot ... because we don't have enough pictures of a heavily pregs Britney -- here's what she looks like from the front:


To tell you the truth, this picture ain't half bad. I'm not a big fan of the photospread overall but this pic does have an artsy quality to it. Er, on second thought I kinda hate the danger of being one leg-uncross away from peering into the depths of the Federline baby factory ... EEK! [Source]

Speaking of The Federline, here are new pictures of homie showing off a new bauble that he picked up, undoubtedly, with Britney's money:


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Boo! Doesn't he realize how much Velveeta he could buy with the money he spent on that fugly watch? Perry, you must defeat K-Fed. [Source]

Justin Timberlake keeps right on rolling across Europe previewing tracks from his new album FutureSex/LoveSounds ... here are a couple pictures from his stop in London, England:


JT is really workin' it ... altho his movie career is having a hard time taking off, it's good to know that he can still rely on his music to keep him relevant. [Source]

Nick Lachey appears to be having a grand ol' time playing the field these days ... when he's not spending his time with MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo he's spending his time with his ex-Charmed co-star Alyssa Milano ... here are pictures of Nick and Alyssa coming out of Sky Bar in LA:


I suppose it could be an innocent meeting betwixt old friends ... but you can never be so sure these days. I wonder what his fascination is with female celebs whose first names end in -ssa and whose last names end in -o? [Source]

Let us pause for a few moments to check out a few pictures of the cutest Hollywood couple ever to grace God's green Earth:


I just heart Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody together as a couple. They're so cute ... individually and together. Throw in their cute pets and you've got cute overload. I love 'em! [Source, Source]

Haylie Duff is getting ready to show her stuff on the Broadway stage ... here are a few pictures of the eldest Duff girl clowning around as she prepares for her stint in Hairspray the Musical:


I believe that Haylie is playing superbitch villain Amber von Tussle in the musical ... which I'm sure is a fun role to play. Call me crazy, but I'd actually like to see how Haylie does in this role ... will she sink or swim ... I guess we'll have to wait until the reviews come out. [Source]

Meanwhile, Haylie's little sister Hilary Duff is bizzy doing her own thing ... here are a few pictures from recent photoshoot that Hilary did for various magazines:


Hil looks really cute but she still looks a bit girlish in these pics. I know that she's been doing more mature-looking shoots lately (like the one for the upcoming issue of Seventeen magazine) and I think I prefer her more grown-up look to the kiddie pics. [Source]

Here is the cover artwork for Paris Hilton's second single Turn It Up:


This artwork is a lot better than the artwork for Stars Are Blind ... that said, I don't really like it that much either. Paris has spent so much time preparing for her musical debut, you'd think she'd come up with something more innovative. Blah! [Source]

Fergie is on the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan magazine ... here is a picture from her article in the mag:


I'm not sure the world is ready for this many Fergies. I have to admit, tho, she doesn't look half-bad ... which is a huge step up because she generally looks all-bad. [Source]

The UK version of Cosmopolitan magazine has chosen Stephen Dorff as its nekkid man for August ...


... and all I can say is WOW! You know, I always forget how hot Stephen Dorff is until I see semi-nekkid pics of the lad ... and then my whole appreciation for him is renewed. OY! He is totally hawt. [Source]

Speaking of hawt, here are newish pictures of Jonathan Rhys-Meyers from a freaky photoshoot:


Yeah, he's rockin' the spacey Starman vibe in these pics. I can't say that I mind, especially since his pants are hangin' so low. While Stephen has a raw hotness to him, Jonathan is more pretty. I say 2 thumbs up for both of them. [Source]

And finally, here are a few promo pictures from the upcoming third season of Laguna Beach which is set to debut on MTV on August 16th:


I was under the impression that LC's little sister Breanna was going to be the main girl this season ... if so, why is she pushed to the back in most of the pictures and why is she missing completely from the first group shot? Kudos to MTV for casting some color this season as well ... even tho there appears to be only one non-white castmember, it's better than none. Hopefully there'll be a gay in there, too. If there is no openly gay character than we'll have to content ourselves with memories of Jason's "best friend" Cedric from last season. [Source]

Newstime:

• Britney Spears vows to get her career back.
• Are Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri getting married in September?
• Who hasn't Naomi Campbell assaulted?
• Is Eminem in trubs again?
• Beyonce and her Daddy Dearest.
• Is Evanescence falling apart?
• Whatev! It should be an honor to be hit in the head with a NIN mic stand.
• Will Brandon Routh do Playgirl?
• Keira Knightley comes clean.
• Brittany Murphy wants to steal Jessica Simpson's career .. first stop, look exactly like her.
• Say what? Kirsten Dunst and Andy Samberg?
• Kate Bosworth does the Superman Returns UK premiere.
• Joel Madden blogs again.
• Hilary Duff moonlights at Seventeen magazine.
• Manchester United gets a new old look.Ooh, suits Roo, sir!
• Tanya Donelly (Belly) is 40, Matthew Fox (Lost, Party of Five) is 40 and Ingmar Bergman is 88 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• More Paul McCartney and Heather Mills drama.
• Pete Doherty gets serious about getting off drugs.
• The Sopranos get another delay.
• Uma Thurman plays nice with Ethan Hawke.
• Next time, try Match.com
• THIS is why I love Chick-Fil-A.

I am SOOOOO bizzy these days, it's starting to get to me. I really need to chill out this weekend ... I need to get my ass to a beach so I can do nothing but soak up the sun. I spent much of yesterday afternoon putting together a massive IKEA TV chest ... I'm fairly certain that in the hottest parts of Hell there is an endless pit of IKEA furniture parts that have to be assembled for all eternity. Hell is truly a scary place.

Last night, at the last minute, David, Jim, Davey and I decided to go out to Tiger Heat to get our boogie on. I was tired as hell but I figured why not. We had a blast and stayed til 2AM. The music was fierce even if the dancers on stage WERE NOT. OY! I could've really done without the amateur hour up on that stage ... thankfully one of the guys was hot otherwise I'd have sued someone for my money back.

Ugh ... I guess that's it ... today I have to go grocery shopping and will prolly do my first load of laundry ... yep, I'm finally settling into my new home.

I'm out!

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