Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Girl Fight

Kevin Federline has yet to release his debut album and he's already turning into quite the diva, it would seem. Over the weekend, K-Fed fled the confines of home life with his wife Britney Spears and 2 of 4 children for the bright lights of Sin City to attend a party the anniversary party at Tao nightclub. Upon departure of the club his "people" were telling everyone in earshot that Kevin would not be signing any autographs nor would he be posing for any pictures (can you imagine? the nerve!) as he exits the club. A female photographer snapped some pictures anyways and was accosted by K-Fed's bodyguard:

Mr. Spears himself was in Las Vegas this past weekend to celebrate the one-year anniversary of TAO restaurant and nightclub. As Kevin and his entourage were leaving the party, one photographer asked to take photos of the wannabe rapper. That's when one of his posse walked up to snapper Jill Ann Spaulding and said, "Oh no you don't!" The bodyguard put his hand on the front of the camera and pushed it (and Spaulding) back. TMZ spoke with Spaulding Tuesday who said she's suffering from a tender nose and face, but is otherwise all right. She tells TMZ she does not want to make a big deal about the incident so she won't be filing charges against the bodyguard. Are you seriously kidding me?! HE won't allow pictures?! Homie should be thanking his big Homeboy in the sky that anyone would want to take notice of him. He hit the jackpot by marrying and spawning with Britney Spears ... she should not be messing around with the spoils of all of his "hard work" so quickly after reaching his goal. [Source]

In other K-Fed news, here are some photos from his photoshoot with King magazine. Why in hell King magazine would risk its reputation by featuring K-Fed in their magazine is beyond me, tho I suspect that lots of $$$ was involved -- after all, Britney does still have deep pockets. Here are a few of the photos:

Homeskillet is also rockin' a new tattoo on his arm ... he recently got a tattoo of the Federation Records logo on his left arm. I have no comment. [Source]

And finally, cuz I'm sure you've yet to get your fill of The Federline, head on over to his official My Space profile to hear another new song called Privilege. It's a dope jam, y'all.

So ... okay ... the big news of the day involves Paris Hilton (surprise, surprise) getting into an altercation with Miss Shanna Moakler at Hyde nightclub last night (see, this is why Hyde has to start denying entry to some unsavory folks). Apparently, the ladies ran into one another at the club and all shizz hit the fan. Paris claims that Shanna punched her in the face. Shanna claims that Paris' ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos pushed her down some stairs. I am heartbroken that there aren't photos of the alleged attacks:

Photo credit: X-17

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler have both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris' ex shoved her down some stairs. Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. Uh huh ... right. I'll bet sweet little Paris Hilton had nothing at all to say or do to Shanna. [Source]

The story continues: Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery:

We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs. We're told police took photos of both women at the station, though it's unclear if either showed visible signs of injury. Seriously ... all these girls fighting is comical. Starving Nachos, if he was really involved, is the biggest girl of all because he allegedly got involved and didn't even do anything with Travis Barker ... or did he? Whatevs ... all this drama is freakin' hilarious. I really hope that celebrities fighting one another is gonna be the new Hollywood trend for the coming year. I'm over the tiny dogs and big sunglasses ... I wanna see more ass whippin'. [Source]

Geeze ... speaking of Hollywood trends ... Mischa Barton is trying to get on board with the sympathy for Lindsay Lohan bandwagon by showing up all over town with a wrist bandage of her own ... I'm never surprised at the lengths that Hollywood "It" Girls will go to to compete with one another:

Photo credit: Splash News

There are better ways to stay relevant, Mischa. Maybe you should try something more conventional ... instead of copying Lindsay Lohan maybe you should just sock her in the face or something? [Source]

It would seem that Tom Cruise has taught Katie Holmes well ... her powers of Scientology appear to be growing ...

Photo credit: Splash News

... now that she can sense the paps without having to see them, she can better orchestrate her behavior so that she can be photographed according to plan. Brills. [Source]

Matthew McConaughey is such a weird dude:

Photo credit: Splash News

But he is a weird dude with super clean teeth, I'm sure. [Source]

I don't recall seeing any good pictures of Matt Damon's new baby girl Isabella since her birth ... but here is a great shot of the cute little lamb:

Look at her fuzzy little head! See, that's how real babies look with their real hair. Suri should lose the toupee in order to appear more lifelike. [Source]

Here are some promo pictures of Justin Hartley all done up as Green Arrow for the upcoming season of Smallville:

Okay, okay ... I *know* it's wrong ... really, really wrong ... but I kinda like this pleather-looking green outfit. Maybe it's the bare arms but Green Arrow has never looked sexier. Gawd ... what am I saying. Let's just move on ... damn you, Justin Hartley! At least when I was gawking at you as the wet and shirtless Aquaman it was, at least, understandable ... this Green Arrow-lookin’-sexy thing seems just wrong. [Source]

Keeping on the Smallville tip, here are a couple new promo pictures of Aaron Ashmore as Jimmy Olsen:

I much prefer the Smallville version of Jimmy over the Superman Returns version. Smallville has to be among the best shows on TV that I never watch. [Source]

Here is a quick 1-minute preview of the new Japanese inspired Madonna video for her new single Jump:

In the vid, well -- from what I can tell, there is a lot of jumping by some dude and rocking back and forth by Madonna. Sounds like a hit to me. Check it out for yourself. [Source]

And finally, can you guess which NEW Hollywood starlet who has achieved much success as a popstar DOWN UNDER and is currently appearing in a recurring role on one of Fox TV's hit shows is rockin this t-shirt?

Click above to find out who it is

I am a huge fan of this woman ... and I'm looking forward to her assault on Hollywood. Woot! [Source]

Les News:
Yesterday afternoon I got to have lunch with Tony. He randomly called me up to chat and we ended up going out for lunch together. It's always a good time hanging out with Tony.

Last night I made my way to the Knitting Factory in Hollywood to check out a show by Cobra Starship (who are currently on tour with Gym Class Heroes) ... here are some pictures:

The Starship rocked the house and are getting ready for the release of their debut album next Tuesday. Click HERE to preorder a copy for only $8! The show was so freaking fun ... I dare anyone to go to a Cobra Starship show and be bored ... lead singer Gabe Saporta won't allow it. I met up with my friends Lizy and Sophie and we had a blast. Honestly, I was gonna jet after Cobra Starship was finished but I hung around for Gym Class Heroes and LOVED THEM! I had a really good night. The Fall Out Boys were in the hizzy supporting their friends and I got to meet Pink readers Melissa, Rona, Crystal, Sarah and others.

I am really looking forward to the new Cobra Starship album ... and I'm really looking forward to the CD release party that they're planning for next week. I'll have deets when they're available ... it's gonna be a par-tay!

Woot! The season premiere of Lost is tonight ... I am planning on being home to watch it tonight. I leave for Detroit tomorrow ... so I've got stuff to pack ... again.

I'm out!