Friday, March 28, 2008

What's The 411, Dina?

Dina Lohan, mother of 4 [including wild child Lindsay Lohan] and aspiring reality TV star, was spied doing ... something ... at a youth center in Harlem, NY this week where she took her daugther Ali and her mother to exploit feature kids in her new reality TV show which is currently in production for E!

Photo credit: Splash News

I'm not entirely sure what exactly is going on in these pics ... Dina is either:

A.) dying/suffering a seizure/possessed by evil spirits
B.) in the throes of a passionate sexual awakening/having hot flashes
C.) experiencing religious ecstasy (ie. she got the Holy Spirit)
D.) desperately trying to reclaim her youth by showing that she can "get down" with kids younger than she by dancing around like a fool

In any case, it's not a pretty picture. I can't wait to see this bullshizz on basic cable TV when the show debuts later on this year. [Source]