Thursday, March 17, 2005
The Green Ones Make You Horny
In case you haven't heard, pink is the new green so I'm not going to type today's entry in green colored font ... but just know that I am feeling the Irish vibe today (i.e. I'm dreamin' of pints of Guinness, y'all! I really want to get drunk but I can't ... yet).
Our favorite diva, Britney Spears, is wishing all y'all a Happy St. Patrick's Day as well:
Hmmm ... these pictures seem to show that Britney is carrying something extra ...
Is that a book firmly in her grasp? Some sort of Kaballah tome? And look at that belly ... is she pregnant or just getting fat? The world needs to know!
Testimony continues in the Michael Jackson trial ... and MJ continues to frighten me:
He is wearing more makeup than Blanche Devereaux ... and that's saying a lot! I guess I shouldn't complain ... can you imagine what he might look like without it? Double Yikes!
Hilary and Haylie Duff ... together again:
Hilary looks really pretty ... and ... we move on ...
Paris Hilton is a woman of many talents:
It also appears that she has abandoned her Sidekick for a Motorola RAZR V3 ... just like me! Holla!
Nicky Hilton almost looks good in this picture:
Who in hell did her eye makeup? It looks horrible ... But you keep on trying, Nicky.
I really don't like Avril Lavigne as a blonde ...
... and I've never been a fan of her clothes. I can't believe that she is trying to pull off the "clam-digger" look. I'll pass.
Ricky Martin thinks he's sexy in this speedo:
Oi! I don't even know what to say.
Not to gross you out or anything but, little "Rudy Huxtable" Keshia Knight Pullam was Maxim magazine's Girlfriend of the Day yesterday:
Oi! This picture kinda creeps me out.
Oh my god they're back again ...
The Backstreet Boys are going to give it another go ... are you ready?
I love cheerleaders:
And I really love Ultrahot naughty, naughty, naughty cheerleaders ... meow!
And now, the news:
- Robert Blake was found innocent of all charges against him; Scott Peterson was officially sentenced to death.
- Jurors in the Michael Jackson trial got to see his porn collection. And I am entirely grossed out.
- Ain't It Cool had the scoop first but, it's official -- Joss Whedon is writing and directing the Wonder Woman movie!
- Gideon Yago (MTV news reporter) had his apartment broken into. He lost a lot of irreplaceable stuff ... what a bummer.
- Justin Timberlake is planning on starting his own record label.
- Demi Moore's children call Ashton Kutcher "MOD", which is short for My Other Dad. Isn't he like only 2 years older than they are?
- CD-quality MP3s of Fiona Apple's unreleased album Extraordinary Machine are HERE. Get them while you can ... the album is amazing!
- James Marsters' solo album is available for pre-order HERE.
- My Chemical Romance team up with The Used to record a cover of Under Pressure.
- Not everyone is a Martha Stewart fan.
- What could be worse than Lord of the Rings: The Musical? How about Spice Girls: The Musical.
- Fat actresses fight over who is fatter.
- Velvet Revolver's guitarist, Dave Kushner, has a big skeleton in his closet. I prefer the Rocka Online Award anyways! Thank you very much.
But just in case I don't get to imbibe the emerald suds, I would like each and every one of you to have a green beer for me ... have one for yourself too ... and have one for Britney, NONE for Kevin, one for Jamie Lynn (well, have 2 for Jamie Lynn cuz you know she's gotta be a raging alcoholic), one for Ashlee, one for Paris, one for Hilary, one for Lindsay, and one for Ashley Olsen (but not Mary-Kate unless you plan on barfing it up).
OH and don't forget to pinch the hell out of anyone you see who is NOT WEARING GREEN ... that's one of the best things about St. Patrick's Day!
May the luck o' the Irish touch you today ... and don't forget to touch yourself as well :)
Erin Go Bragh, y'all!
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