Thursday, March 17, 2005

The Green Ones Make You Horny

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!


In case you haven't heard, pink is the new green so I'm not going to type today's entry in green colored font ... but just know that I am feeling the Irish vibe today (i.e. I'm dreamin' of pints of Guinness, y'all! I really want to get drunk but I can't ... yet).

Our favorite diva, Britney Spears, is wishing all y'all a Happy St. Patrick's Day as well:


Hmmm ... these pictures seem to show that Britney is carrying something extra ...


Is that a book firmly in her grasp? Some sort of Kaballah tome? And look at that belly ... is she pregnant or just getting fat? The world needs to know!

Testimony continues in the Michael Jackson trial ... and MJ continues to frighten me:


He is wearing more makeup than Blanche Devereaux ... and that's saying a lot! I guess I shouldn't complain ... can you imagine what he might look like without it? Double Yikes!

Hilary and Haylie Duff ... together again:


Hilary looks really pretty ... and ... we move on ...

Paris Hilton is a woman of many talents:


It also appears that she has abandoned her Sidekick for a Motorola RAZR V3 ... just like me! Holla!

Nicky Hilton almost looks good in this picture:


Who in hell did her eye makeup? It looks horrible ... But you keep on trying, Nicky.

I really don't like Avril Lavigne as a blonde ...


... and I've never been a fan of her clothes. I can't believe that she is trying to pull off the "clam-digger" look. I'll pass.

Ricky Martin thinks he's sexy in this speedo:


Oi! I don't even know what to say.

Not to gross you out or anything but, little "Rudy Huxtable" Keshia Knight Pullam was Maxim magazine's Girlfriend of the Day yesterday:


Oi! This picture kinda creeps me out.

Oh my god they're back again ...


The Backstreet Boys are going to give it another go ... are you ready?

I love cheerleaders:


And I really love Ultrahot naughty, naughty, naughty cheerleaders ... meow!

And now, the news:
So tonight the plan is to dance the night away at Luna. I'm not sure if we are going to do any official St. Patty's Day celebrating but I'd be down for a glass or 5 of some yummy green beer:


But just in case I don't get to imbibe the emerald suds, I would like each and every one of you to have a green beer for me ... have one for yourself too ... and have one for Britney, NONE for Kevin, one for Jamie Lynn (well, have 2 for Jamie Lynn cuz you know she's gotta be a raging alcoholic), one for Ashlee, one for Paris, one for Hilary, one for Lindsay, and one for Ashley Olsen (but not Mary-Kate unless you plan on barfing it up).

OH and don't forget to pinch the hell out of anyone you see who is NOT WEARING GREEN ... that's one of the best things about St. Patrick's Day!

May the luck o' the Irish touch you today ... and don't forget to touch yourself as well :)

Erin Go Bragh, y'all!