Saturday, September 17, 2005

Picture It ... Santa Monica ... 2005

Our dear Spederline took over the entire floor of the hospital she was staying at (family members have been staying in 7 rooms on her floor) and really turned it into their own personal studio and living space. The paparazzi set up camp near the hospital hoping to get the money shot of Britney and baby coming out of the building and Britney's camera crew decided to capture the scene:

LOL! I absolutely *LOVE* that she had Chinese food delivered to the hospital!!! But, Spederline had no desire to stay at the hospital for long ... they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly ... Hills, that is ... swimmin' pools ... movie stars ...

Since they are safe and secure at their homestead, I'm not sure how long we're gonna have to wait to see our first picture of Baby Whateverhisnameis Spears but I hope it won't be long.

In the wake of the end of Renée Zellweger's marriage to Kenny Chesney comes news that Tori Spelling and her husband of 1 year, Charlie Shanihan, are also splitting up:

Folks, get this -- Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have outlasted 2 Hollywood marriages, y'all ... who'd a thunk it?

Here are more pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar on the set of her new movie Southland Tales:

She looks so happy to be working ... I love that she eats. That is so rare in Hollywood these days. I <3 SMG!

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have the perfect relationship:

Don't ask, don't tell.

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden, collectively known as Jilary, are happily spending a lot of time together:

The couple that caffeinates together, stays together.

Heather Mills McCartney has set her sights firmly on Jennifer Lopez's love of fur:

Heather will fight for life and limb for animal rights -- she has even declared war on Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue magazine ... You go, Heather!

Xtina Aguilera is a known fan of sexy underwear and lingerie:

... except she never seems to be wearing her sexy underwear and lingerie. Nice nipple ring, Xtina!

Check out the album and single covers for Ashlee Simpson's new releases:

I'm not sure how I feel about the Bauhaus-inspired album cover for I Am Me. It's very Bela Lugosi's Dead, don't cha think?

So, I was watching a few episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation earlier this week (yes, yes ... I'm a closet sci-fi nerd, so sue me!) and you'll never guess who I discovered had a guest starring role on the show ...

Wow! Does Jake Gyllenhaal know about this?! I really feel like it is my duty to let him know what he's dealing with ... It can also be my duty to comfort him in this dark time.

So yeah ... I'm not a like a huge porn fan or anything (wink, wink) but ... well ... here is Playgirl's Man of the Year:

There is something about naked marines ... yeah ... something ... anyways, head on over to Dreamcaps Forums to see the full uncensored set of pictures.

And finally ... check out the picture of these 2 hotties, Jeane and Tanner, who worked on

We all know that I love that site ... all the fun Britney stuff is really cool ... but can we talk about how much I love Jeane's jeweled cell phone and Tanner's amazing Louis Vuitton scarf ?! Hotness!!! Thanks so much for the picture, you guys ... and great job on the website!

The news:
Last night was the funnest night ever! Tracey and Zakiya came over for a sleepover! I got to hang out all night long with Baby Z ... and it was so fun. Tracey was nice to have around, too ... but I'm telling you ... Baby Z is so incredibly cute! We had a fun night.

Today I am trekking down to Toledo, OH to see 30 Seconds to Mars ... I'm hoping I'll get to meet (and get a picture with?) Mr. Jared Leto ... but we'll have to see about that. Have a great weekend, y'all!!!

I'm out.

PS: It has just come to my attention that Dorkwave is having their Les Enfants Terribles danceparty ce soir:

Word is, we'll be there ... rock on!