Thursday, August 10, 2006

Your Friendly Neighborhood Save-A-Ho

Little Sean Preston Spears Federline is growing up so fast ... well ... I don't think he can walk just yet but he's all ready to start driving ... here are a couple more pictures from Britney Spears' visit to the recording studio ... she had a miniature Escalade brought over for little Sean P. to cruise around in:

Photo credit: Splash News

Britney took baby Preston to the recording studio in what can only be her attempt at looking "pregnant in pink." Little Sean was given a replica Cadillac Escalade to keep him entertained while Britney was in the studio. The Escalade comes complete with spinning rims, a radio that plays 3 songs, and most importantly seat belts. It's never too early to learn about the bling or to learn how to spend Britney's money. Damn ... it looks like Sean Preston is well on his way to becoming a full-fledged Federline. Well, maybe Britney's second baby will turn out more like her ... wait, I can't even remember if that's a good thing or not. [Source]


So yeah ... I decided last night that Project Runway is THE best competitive reality TV show around. I never cease to be amazed at the creations the contestants whip up in such sort time periods ... and I am always extremely anxious to see what challenge they have to accomplish, how their designs turn out and what the final results are at the end. It's hard to watch PR with me cuz I do a lot of screaming, figeting and exclaiming ... the show is that good. Last night's ep didn't have a ton of drama (altho, they tried to highlight some) but it was pretty good nonetheless:

So right off the bat you had to know that Michael was going to be either the winner or the loser ... they focused on him waaaaay too much. I was not surprised at all when they chose his design as the winner. Personally, I thought that Kayne's Marilyn Monroe dress was the best design but I'm glad that Michael won. I'm intrigued by his notion of the superhero called Capt. Save-A-Ho ... do they really say that in the hood? (UPDATE: Apparently, they do -- thanks Jennifer) I'm irritated that Jeffrey has become the new a-hole on the show. He stepped right in and took over for the ejected Keith. And it must be said that I find it very hard to believe that Madonna would wear that ugly dress that Jeffrey designed ... that top? Are you kidding? I can't believe he wasn't in the bottom two. He'll stick around tho ... they have to hang on to him. You could tell that Bradley was losing steam ... it was only a matter of time before he got booted off the show. I'm sorry, if you don't know Cher and have no idea how to design an outfit for her ... FOR CHER! ... then you really do deserve to get kicked off Project Runway. I was ecstatic to see Michael Kors back in his Capt. chair ... hopefully Vera Wang went back to the house she must be haunting these days. I am just shocked by both Angela and Robert ... who knew Angela could turn things around so quickly? Who knew that Robert would be faltering in each challenge ... I think he's got one more chance left before he gets cut. He needs to step it up. I love this show ... I don't want it to end ... it's the only show I look forward to setting time aside for each week. Love it! [Source]

TomKat have finally reemerged from all the hiding they've been doing for the past few weeks ... I don't even know when was the last time that we saw them out in public (I think they were playing baseball somewhere or something?). Here are new pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sharing an innocent kiss and hug combo:

Ugh ... they still creep me out. Nothing about their affection looks genuine at all. They claim that they may finally release pictures of baby Suri and I really hope that they do. Geeze, show us a fake picture of a real baby or a fake baby in a real picture ... I don't even care anymore. Let's just get the next phase of their super SHAM! underway. [Source]

!!! And it looks like we've entered into the next phase ... X-17 has just posted these pictures of the supposed baby Suri -- here is your first grainy look at Suri Holmes Cruise:

This picture shows what you're supposed to be looking at:

Photo credit: X-17

WTF! Could these pictures be any creepier?! Is that Katie standing in the window ... with the curtains drawn wide open with her "baby" right there by the window? Hmmmm ... isn't that convenient? Suri kinda looks baby-like ... we must have more pictures ... and DNA samples ... let the scrutiny commence. [Source]

Jennifer Lopez returned to the stage this week ... here are pictures of J. Lo and her mostly-dead husband Marc Anthony performing on stage for the 20-city Juntos en Concierto tour with fellow Latin pop artists Marco Antonio Solis and Laura Paulsini at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night:

She looks amazing! I still, for the life of me, cannot understand how J. Lo is married to Marc Anthony but she does look happy. I have been dying for new music from her ... now that she's not starring in the Dallas movie, hopefully she'll be releasing some new material soon. [Source]

Paris Hilton continues her reign of terror on the poor innocent men of the world. Here are pictures of Paris lovin' up on a fan in Palma de Mallorca, Spain last weekend:

That's our Paris ... it appears that she gave the guy her number. Yep, if she ain't giving guys one thing she's giving them something else entirely. [Source]

Nicole Richie has been stepping out with a couple of new dudes these days (and no, I'm not referring to Tyra Banks). Here are a couple of pictures of Nicole steppin' out with two different dudes earlier this week:

The first guy looks kinda cute ... the second guy looks a male version of Nicole ... just taller, with more weight and a bad 'stache. Maybe I'm just getting thrown off because they're wearing the same sunglasses. I'm sure these guys are just friends of hers ... I'm fairly certain her heart still beats for DJ AM. [Source, Source]

Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong continue to spend inordinate amounts of time together ... here are new pictures of McArmstrong having a good ol' time together down in Miami:

It appears that Jake Gyllenhaal has been cut out of the picture and is long forgotten. I'm sure he's been keeping himself bizzy. The poor thing ... at least he still has his dogs to keep him company. Shoot, if he's looking for a riding partner I'm sure I can free up some time to help out. [Source, Source]

Check out this new picture of Prince William rockin' his hot uniform and brandishing his weapon at a parade at the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in Surrey, UK:

He looks so serious. I doubt he'll ever have to use that thing in combat ever but it's nice to know he's prepared. You never know when you might need to walk down the street flipping your rifle around. [Source]

UGH ... I'm not sure I am quite ready to see the former First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton in this manner ... the only thing I keep thinking is, At least it's not a bust of Laura Bush:

A "presidential bust" of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was unveiled Wednesday at New York's Museum of Sex, where sculptor Daniel Edwards hopes it will spark discussion about sex, politics and celebrity. Edwards, the artist who also created a life-size nude of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear-skin rug, said he wanted to capture Clinton's age and femininity in the sculpture. Clinton's office had no immediate comment. You know what, I have no comment either. [Source]

Heidi Klum is lookin' pretty damn sexy in the new issue of Esquire magazine ... I'm not sure when these photos were taken (at what point in her pregnancy) but she looks amazing:

She sure ain't shy about her body, is she? Seal is a lucky, lucky man. [Source]

Xtina Aguilera is on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine ...

... I was unaware that she lost the ability to close her mouth -- think her affliction is called Blowupdollitis. While the cover photo looks amazing, I think I'm already done with her Boogie-Woogie-Bugle-Boy thing. It's starting to bore me. [Source]

And finally, Ryan Phillippe is lookin' super hot in the new issue of Premiere magazine:

And that's all I have to say about that. [Source]

The News:
Yesterday I got to have lunch with my friend Tony who I haven't had any time to hang out with since I moved here. He's a very bizzy guy. We hung out for a few hours ... ate some lunch, shopped for some cds.

Afterwards, I hung out with Jim for the rest of the afternoon. He needed to do some shopping so we went to The Grove to pick up a few things. While there I ran into a few Pink readers ... I have to say hey to Erica and Kim.

This afternoon I am doing a quick interview with Nina Gordon. Her new album Bleeding Heart Graffiti was released this past Tuesday and she has agreed to give me some of her time so that I can ask her a few questions:

I'm really nervous because I have been a fan of hers for the longest time. Veruca Salt is one of my favorite bands ever ... getting the chance to talk to her about her music is a complete thrill for me. I plan on asking her a couple of questions submitted by PITNB readers so stay tuned for her answers.

Tonight I'm going to see the Noah Wyle/Nicholas Brendon play Lobster Alice at The Blank's 2nd Stage theater. I hear it's awesome ... I can't wait to see it for myself.

And I guess that's it for now ... I'm out!