A pig! LOLOLOL! I couldn't make this shizz up if I wanted to. I wouldn't go alerting the Emmy nomination board about his performance or anything like that but he really didn't give a horrible performance like many people expected ... DAMNIT! Click HERE to watch a short clip of K-Fed aka Piggy getting busted by the po po ... just like his good ol' days in Fresno.
In Britney news (finally!), here is a preview of the new issue of People magazine with a very sexy Britney Spears on the cover:
It's unclear if this is the issue that will reveal photos of her newest child (the widely rumored Sutton Pierce Federline) but it is clear that Brit Brit is intent on getting back to her normal self. This cover photo is very reminiscent of the Britney that we all know and love. Welcome back, Britters! [Source]
UPDATE: BOOOOOO! It appears the Brit People cover is a fake ... Pink reader LaLa sends in this model photo from America's Next Top Model which is clearly the original photo:
Awww ... and I was all excited for sexy new Britney photos. Rats! [thanks LaLa]
Last night Hollywood's young elite swarmed to the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party to celebrate the release of 2 new limited edition versions of the Sidekick 3 in Beverly Hills ... here are a few photos of arrivals by Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton:
I was fortunate enough to attend this party as well and I gotta tell you ... everyone was there. I can't even post pictures of everyone in attendance. The party was insane -- very LA. Blondie performed a short set before New York City's own MisShapes DJs took over the night's entertainment. Adriana was my date for the evening and we had a blast. Paris and Nicole were in attendance and both of them looked really happy to be friends again. Adriana kinda lost it when she saw Brandon Boyd and I was pretty geeked to see Jonny Lee Miller (tho we both chickened out of approaching either of them). The party was seriously fun as hell and I'll have more deets at the end of this post. [Source, Source, Source]
Brody Jenner was also at the Sidekick 3 party and we got to say hello for a quick minute ... he was there with his best friend Spencer and, yes, his new gal pal Lauren LC Conrad ... here is a photo of the newly joined couple lookin' very cozy earlier this week:
Yep, Brody seems to be over his recent break-up with Nicole Richie and is happily reattached with LC. After the SK3 party pretty much everyone made their way over to the new LA club Area and Brody, LC, Heidi and Spencer were tucked away in a corner of the club shooting scenes for the new season of The Hills. Don't you just love the way Hollywood works? You know who I'm sure isn't loving all of this new bizznazz betwixt Brody and LC ...? [Source]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Kristin Cavallari, Brody's ex and LC's Laguna Beach nemesis, isn't quite ready to toast the newly joined couple. Here is a picture of Kristin on the set of her new movie, the remake of Revenge of the Nerds:
I'm pretty much still on Team Kristin, as whacky as that may seem. At least she's moved on from the reality TV realm and has embarked fully on her quest to become a movie star. Tho ... you know these 3 are going to run into one another soon enough ... and you know it's gonna be fun times. [thanks Arleen and Jeremy]
Despite rumors to the contrary, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are still happily together. There was a rumor going around yesterday that J. Lo filed for divorce from Marc but it appears that it was just that ... a rumor. Here are pictures of Jenny and Marc chillin' together in Spain just yesterday:
Yeah ... she still looks very much in love with her zombie-like hubby. I don't see these two breaking up any time soon ... tho, I never anticipated that Whitney Houston would ever break-free from Bobby Brown and look how that turned out. [Source]
Matthew McConaughey doesn't really like leaving much to the imagination, it seems:
It appears that he also doesn't like wearing undies when he jogs. I guess we shouldn't be surprised that homie likes to freeball it. [Source]
Is it wrong that I find this photo of Paul Rudd kinda sexy in a funny-yet-weird sorta way?
This photo is from the current issue of Rolling Stone magazine and I first saw it on my plane ride home from Detroit this past Monday. I actually gasped out loud and closed the mag when I saw it because it struck me as so funny ... but then I had to go back and look at it again ... and again. Is that wrong? Ugh ... I fear that it is very, very wrong. [Source]
Michelle Trachtenberg recently turned 21 years old and was snapped by the paparazzi acting her true age:
Wowie! That's some tongue that she's got on her! That thing looks dangerous. [Source]
Holly Valance is featured in the Aussie men's magazine Ralph wearing a pair of Rolling Stones hot pants an open jacket and not much else:
As much as I'm glad that Holly is making a name for herself as an actress in Hollywood (she currently appears on Prison Break as Nikka) I really wish she could find the time to record another album. I'm a *huge* fan of her pop music (State of Mind is still one of my fave dance albums) and I'd love for her to come at us with some more great stuff. She can do it topless if she wants to ... just give us some more music! [Source]
Kate Moss is in a new campaign for the lingerie company Agent Provocateur and by the looks of it ... they're going for a home-made sex tape kinda vibe:
Here's Kate Moss stripping seductively for a night vision camera ... The supermodel's performance is meant to be seen by the public - to help promote saucy lingerie company Agent Provocateur. Kate takes the lead in four films, titled Dreams Of Miss X, all released to coincide with the launch of new AP ranges. Hmmm ... I wonder where they got the idea from? [Source]
Here are a couple new promo pictures of Hilary Duff and her darling Lola for the new Sims video game Sims 2 Pets:
I somehow have a hard time picturing Hilary Duff playing with herself ... er, her video game self as the first promo picture would have us believe. If anything, I can see how her boyfriend Joel Madden might get a kick out of playing with her ... like that ... as a video game ... er, you know what I mean. [Source]
Speaking of Joel, Pink readers and DJs Dave and Jimmy (who are syndicated in Ohio and Kentucky) had Joel and Benji Madden in their studio for an interview and they all snapped this fun shout out picture for me:
Hahhaha ... I love it! Thanks so much for sending in the picture. [Source]
And finally, some of you may have caught my David's appearance on Nightline last night ... he was featured in the segment on the Kitson/Us Weekly legal feud that is going on right now. Here are a couple screencaps of my hot man from the show:
He looks so cute, don't you think? Thank you all for the emails and comments about his appearance on the show ... I knew it was going to air but I appreciate all the head's up I got. In even cooler news, David is flying out to LA tonight ... and I am so excited to have him back here with me.
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- PETA takes on Jean Paul Gaultier.
- Angelina Jolie really needs to hire a new driver.
- Bringing BuffyBack?
- Finally ... a Support the Troops initiative I can really get behind.
- Say it ain't so, Lindsay.
- Carmen Electra wants you to pop pills your way to a slimmer you.
- The Jessica Diaries.
- Paging Dr. Somers.
- The Killers have a problem with Green Day.
- Ashanti is 26, Marie Osmond is 47 and Sammy Hagar is 59 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Sienna Miller denies reports of her latest tantrum.
- Usher pulls out of Chicago the musical due to illness.
- YouTubers are not Diddy fans.
- Truman Capote, take 2.
- The Raconteurs release live albums.
I got to dance a bit with Lindsay Lohan (totally serious) and finally got to meet Mischa Barton in person ... who was also very sweet and very complimentary to me. As I mentioned earlier, the "after party" was at Area (we went with Geo, Greg K. and Leigh -- The MisShapes) and Adriana and I had a lot of fun there as well (TMZ has video footage from both venues). We were doing our own thing, dancing, laughing and observing all the mayhem. It is so fascinating watching Hollywood "It" Girls in their natural habitat. When they congregate ... it just gets really interesting. They can't do anything on their own ... they have to dance, go to the bathroom, et cetera en mass. It was really cute watching Nicole and Lindsay flit about to and fro with little Rumer Willis following behind. I was actually in the presence of the tutoring of a new Hollywood "It" Girl. Fascinating!
I have to send out love to Andy for showing me the ropes and to Alice for the hook-up! I <3 you both!!!
OY ... it was a late night ... but David will be winging his way to me in a few hours and I couldn't be more thrilled. We're going down to San Diego this weekend to meet up with some of his friends. Fun times! I hope you all have a great Friday the 13th and an excellent weekend! I'm out.
PS: Congrats to Pink reader Colleen and her friends at George Mason University who just found out they passed the Virgina Bar Exam. Belated congrats to Pink reader "Worm" for also recently passing the Bar. Ah, I was gonna be a lawyer once upon a time ... best of luck and much congrats to you all!