Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Law & Order

Okay ... it's one thing for Paris Hilton to be carrying around a Bible for all the world to see ... but it's quite another to see her actually reading the Bible ...

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... again, for all the world to see. I really hope the judge doesn't see this picture and decide to release her from her 23-day jail sentence. [Source]

Ah Becks ... Becks, Becks, Becks ... what is it that you find SO fascinating in your pants that you just can't keep your hands out of there?

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Cuz, I'd like to see for myself ... seriously, just a peek. [Source]

While David Beckham was bizzy playing with the stuff that he keeps inside his little soccer shorts in Madrid, Spain his wife-like creature Victoria was bizzy causing a stir on the streets of Los Angeles where she attracted the attention of a watchful policeman ... and not the good kind of attention:

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Victoria Beckham is getting lots of attention in LA - but not always the kind she'd hoped for. The star has had a run in with the law on the streets of Los Angeles, where she was pulled over outside a Hollywood shopping complex by a Beverly Hills officer, who ran checks on her British driver's license. Beckham put a cheeky strategy for buttering up police to the test -- a yellow lacy bra was peeping out of her figure-hugging black shirtdress. But she needn't have bothered -- she was eventually given the green light, and continued on her shopping trip. Whew! What a relief ... I'd hate to see Posh kept from her bizzy shopping schedule. [Source]

VB didn't stick around to get into any more trubs with the law ... at least this time around ... she has already made her way to LAX so that she can fly home presumably to help her hubby David handle that stuff that he keeps secured inside his shorts:

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And now you know why I hate her ;) [Source]

In other celeb run-ins with the law, Jessica Alba also found herself pulled over to the side of the road so that she could have a little chat with a different policeman:

Oh whatever, I bet she gets pulled over all the time just because the police just want to hit on her. [Source]

Debra Messing, Anika Noni Rose, Eric McCormack and his wife were all on hand in LA yesterday for the premiere of Debra's new mini TV series The Starter Wife ... here are a few pics from the red carpet:

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As everyone knows, this will be Debra's first return to the small screen since Will and Grace ended. I'm actually very intrigued by this new TV series ... it will have a short run, is based on the novel by Gigi Levangie Grazer and co-stars one of the new Dreamgirls, Anika Noni Rose -- so far, sounds good. I have faith that Debra Messing will be able to pull off this new TV series without a hitch, as long as she doesn't play it up too much like Grace. And you know, I love her to death but these pics of her on the red carpet really call to mind all the jokes made at her expense on W&G about her flat chest ... I mean, really, Eric McCormack has bigger boobs than she does. Ah ... I still heart her tho. I'll be watching this show. [Source]

Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan squared off in court yesterday morning because Michael wants to get visitation rights to see his children ... Dina is opposed ... so it's on now, bitches:

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Actress Lindsay Lohan's parents were in Nassau Family Court Tuesday morning, where Michael Lohan is seeking the right to visit his children. The matter was adjourned until June 8, to give lawyers time to discuss a possible agreement. On his way out of court, Michael Lohan said he is hopeful that things will work out. "I just want to resolve this, and I wish for the best for the children, and for Dina and myself," he said. Dina Lohan declined to comment on the case, but she did take the opportunity to plug her daughter's new movie, "Georgia Rule." "The movie was amazing," she said. "You should see it". $20 bucks that Dina is going to offer Michael a cash settlement to get him to back off ... I find it very hard to believe that she's going to want him anywhere near her kids and their money. But something tells me that Daddy Lohan ain't gonna go down like that. [Source]

Ahhh ... young love can be so sweet ... and so bittersweet sometimes ... here are pictures of the anguished Justin Timberlake in Paris, France and his new lady love Jessica Biel in Los Angeles, CA:

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... I bet poor Justin cries himself to sleep each night, missing Jessica. I bet Jessica does the same ... but she prolly buries her face in her *NSync pillow -- on the Justin corner. So cute. [Source]

Janice Dickinson caused a scene yesterday when she spilled her messy self all over the pavement somewhere in LA:

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Crazy people make me smile. [Source]

Speaking of crazy messes, here are a couple pictures of Evangeline Lilly wearing a very interesting outfit as she walked the streets of NYC yesterday:

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You'd think that someone like Evangeline would not be able to make the 'do rag work ... and you'd be right! [Source]

Mischa Barton is really enjoying herself in Cannes, France ... having nothing at all to do with the film festival. Here is a picture of Miss Barton chillin' out on Roberto Cavalli's yacht smokin' herself a hand-rolled cig:

Heh, it's high time that Mischa sparked up a fatty again ... it's been ages since we last saw her puffin' on a fat one. [Source]

Folks, Matthew McConaughey is one serious actor:

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You simply can't fake talent like this. Call me crazy, but I smell an Oscar. [Source]

Sheryl Crow wants the world to meet her newly adopted baby boy Wyatt Steven so she is giving introductions on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of OK magazine:

He is soooo cute ... and actually looks a lot like Sheryl does ... which is unusual for an adopted child. [Source]

Marilyn Manson graces the cover of the new issue of Spin magazine:

I can't believe that he is still trying to pull this "last Rock Star alive" bullshizz. I'm worried that his shtick is so way over that I won't be interested in the music anymore. I hope MM comes up with a better marketing strategy other than, I hate my ex-wife. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [Source]

Whoa there ... hang on ... it looks like somebody went a little hog wild with the spotlights and the wind machine:

I guess Hilary Duff wants us to realize that she can even be sexy inside a wind tunnel. [Source]

And finally, Pretty on the Outside has posted this warning for all American Idol fans:

Tonight, when y'all are watching the American Idol finale take heed of any falling Paula Abdul's in the area. I hear they're pretty dangerous. [Source]

Les News:
Yesterday afternoon I managed to pull David away from his computer long enough so that I could kidnap him and take him out for a day a Disneyland! He had never been to the Land (tho he's quite familiar with the World in Florida) so it was all new for him. We really had a fun day ... as these pictures can attest:

The only drawback was that the park closes at 8pm Mon-Thur so we didn't have all the time in the world to do all the things we wanted to do ... that said, both California Adventure and Disneyland were for all intents and purposes DEAD. We had no lines to speak of. I think the longest line we waited in was 20 minutes for both California Screamin' and Space Mountain. David was such a trooper ... he was pretty sure that he would not be interested in getting a hat or Mickey Mouse ears but ... c'mon, how can you resist.

As soon as we arrived at the park we ran into Pink readers Lisa and Ethan (who looks sooo unimpressed in this pic) at the ticket booth:

And then later on I got to meet a pair of Jessicas inside the park. It was very cool meeting you all ... I hope you guys had as much fun at Disney as David and I did.

David's got work stuff to do this afternoon ... but I'm gonna try and get him out of the house again tonight ... we'll see. Lost has its finale tonight ... I hope it's a good one.

That is all ... I'm out.