Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Fessin' Up

Huzzah! Hallelujah! Hooray!!! Thank the Gods ... Britney Spears finally did something right ... check it, Brit took out her horrid extensions:

Geeze ... she leaves those damn things in until they're practically unraveling from her head. Extensions look great ... well, they can look great if you take care of them. Britney looks so much better with her shorter hair ... here's hoping she keeps a clean head of hair for a while. [Source]

Incidentally, ONTD! has a link for an unreleased Britney Spears demo track from the In The Zone era HERE. It's a hot song ... I miss the good ol' Britney.

Lindsay Lohan spent a bit of time in the hospital recently. The report is that she suffered an asthma attack and had to be rushed to the hospital late Monday night. Here are pictures of Miss Lohan sunning herself on the beach:

She looks plain tuckered out from all that vacationing. Who knew that Miami's air was so deadly? [Source]

Entertainment Tonight previewed the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine with Lindsay on the cover earlier this week:

In the magazine interview L. Lo fesses up about her eating disorder and previous drug use: "I was sick ... I had people sit me down and say, 'You're going to die if you don't take care of yourself,' " the star admits in the latest issue of Vanity Fair, which hits newsstands today. She's used drugs "a little" -- but quickly insists, "I've gotten that out of my system." Then, squirming over her sudden public admission to the mag, the star appears flustered when asked if her drugs of choice included cocaine and denies she ever did it. She adds only, "I don't want people to think that I've done ... you know what I mean? It's kind of a sore subject." Vanity Fair said her publicist phoned the mag the next day to try to squelch the confession. Lindsay also confesses that she "smothered" then boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama which ultimately led to their break up. Wow -- she really let it all out in this interview. I might have to pick up a copy of Vanity Fair later on today. [Source]

Here is another picture of Renée Zellweger and her new man friend ... altho, it turns out that the guy, male model Matt Merrell, really is just a friend after all:

These other pictures come from Matt's Friendster profile (which is odd, because usually people post their drug paraphernalia pictures on their My Space profiles). Yeah ... Matt is not really interested in Renée in that way (the other guy in the first picture is Matt's man) but they are really good friends. It's not like Renée to get involved with a gay guy ... that would be crazy. [Source, Source]

Speaking of women who do gay men ... brace yourselves ... here comes Star Jones in a bathing suit ...

That woman ... and her husband ... the words just ... don't ... express ... adequately ... the ... yeah ... [Source]

Here are pictures of Mischa Barton applying a generous amount of suntan lotion to her heaving bosom, you know -- cuz you can never be too protected, before getting cozy with her man Cisco Adler:

Hmm, Page Six is reporting, tho, that Mischco had a bit of a bust up on New Year's Eve: "Cisco was very angry that Mischa wanted to hang out with some of her other friends, and not exclusively with him," an earwitness e-mailed us. "There was a lot of slamming doors and stomping around and dropping of F-bombs at their $5,000-a-night pool bungalow at the hotel." It seems to me that it might take a bit more than this little tiff to bust up Mischco. He hasn't even cheated on her with Paris Hilton yet. [Source]

Joaquin Phoenix performed a little musical set after a screening of Walk the Line at Folsom Prison yesterday:

Joaquin was joined by Shooter Jennings (who is also in Walk the Line) and performed a few songs ... including Folsom Prison Blues. Hmm ... should prisoners really be treated so well? It must be an honor to be sentenced to do time at Folsom -- and that is very wrong. [Source]

You know ... Victoria Beckham reminds me of someone ... it wasn't until I saw this picture of her and her new hat that I finally realized who she reminds me of:

The only difference is that The Scarecrow is a bit meatier than Victoria is. [Source]

Here are more pictures of the very wet Hugh Grant:

I never knew he was so into water sports. [Source]

Aaron Carter is such a pimp, y'all:

Hello ... what's not to love about him ... except for the bad dye job, pasty skin and his overall look and demeanor? [Source]

Pink reader Hiyas spent New Year's Eve partying with LC and Jason from Laguna Beach and sends in this picture of the pair kissing at the stroke of midnight:

Looks like those 2 are still goin' strong ... and I sincerely hope this is the last of the NYE pictures for this year. [thanks Hiyas]

And finally ... leave it to Defamer to sniff out an eBay listing like this -- behold, the Brokeback Mountain "Double Oscar" statue:

If this weren't insanely hilarious I might be horribly offended. Um, it's freaking funny ... [Source]

The News:
Last night's birthday party celebration for Jessica was way fun. The best part of the evening were the bottomless beer glasses ... leave it to Connie to make sure that everyone in her vicinity was well-lubricated. Mike G. took tons of great pictures ... but his lazy ass has yet to send them to me so I can't share them with you. Booooooooooooo!

I'm out. Lates.