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My first question is, Where is Perry? I hope he didn't get booted out of the Spederline manse again. Maybe he was just bizzy with other duties when these pictures were taken. I'm not sure if this is the same bodyguard who was rockin' the porn 'stache a couple of months ago ... but irregardless of who he is, I don't really like his goatee + mirrored sunglasses look very much. Wait a minute, is Ben Affleck Britney's new manny?! [Source]
Thank the gods for Jamie Lynn Spears ... I'm so happy to know that there is still hope for the Spears' dynasty. Here are new pictures of JL and her mom Lynne Spears at the Hollywood premiere of Monster House which took place over the weekend:
She looks so cute ... so put together ... I <3 her! Jamie Lynn will save us all one day ... you just wait and see. [Source]
It is being reported that Kevin Federline is postponing the release of his debut album, Playing with Fire, because he has decided to record a duet with his wifey Britney Spears ... in the meantime, it looks like homey g-dawg is spending his time trying to get all cleaned up and pretty:
KEVIN Federline is recording a song with his wife Britney Spears -- in a bid to boost sales of his debut album. Pals say rapper Kev, 28, is "very nervous" and desperate that Playing With Fire is a hit. So he has delayed next month's launch to add the track with pregnant pop babe Britney, 24. A source close to Kev said: "He will be rapping over her singing." But people are warning it could be a bad career move for Britney." LOL! Are you kidding me? This will be horrrrrrible for Britney's career. She's already announced that she is at least a year away from releasing any new material so she's going to release a duet with K-Fed that will bomb -- and that will be the last thing people hear from her for months and months? Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! She should stick to writing poetry about Tigers and stay away from recording with K-Fed. Er ... and who is he trying to kid with this visit to the Spa? I doubt there are enough mud masques and chemical peels in the world to fix up The Federline. Geeze ... I wonder what's next for Kevin ... is he going to take up step aerobics? [Source]
Uh ... yeah, I guess he is taking up a new work-out regiment of some sort -- he's already picked up his work-out gear:
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The ridiculous contraption in his hands is called a BOSU trainer, and according to the BOSU website it is THE must-have tool to develop balance: The BOSU Balance Trainer is used by Elite Athletes, sports teams and in health clubs around the world. It is designed to integrate balance, which is the foundation of all movement, with virtually all forms of fitness to give you a FUN, NEW and EFFECTIVE workout. You don't need to be an elite athlete to enjoy the benefits! Each BOSU Balance Trainer comes with a workout video and instruction booklet to get you started on your way to moving better, looking better and feeling better. Since when is K-Fed an "elite athlete"? Um, they forgot to add that it is also great for rapping, mooching, hand-eye-cigarette cooridination and free-loading. Ah ... no wonder K-Fed is so interested. [Source, thanks Cella]
Whew! That's enough Spederline info for a while ...
Haylie Duff made her Broadway debut this week in her new show Hairspray. Here are a few pictures from her opening night in NYC:
It looks like Haylie makes an amazing Amber Von Tussle. It was very nice of little sister Hilary Duff to fly out for Haylie's Broadway debut. I'm gonna try and catch this production when I get back to NYC in August. Oh and by the way, I wasn't supposed to leak the cover artwork for her new album ... please don't tell anyone. Shhh! [Source]
Here are a few cute pictures of David Beckham and his two eldest boys Brooklyn and Romeo trying to enjoy a little downtime on a beach in Spain since the end of the World Cup a couple of weeks ago:
Aww ... it looks like the boys are already over the England loss in the World Cup ... Becks does not look like he's over it quite yet. Ah well, I don't mind a broody-lookin' Becks -- he is still tres hawt. [Source]
Holy Moly! If you thought that the sight of Matthew McConaughey bike-riding was nice wait until you peep the lad as he tries to surf:
Oh yes ... me likey, me likey. Hmmm ... I wonder what could possibly be hotter than pictures of Matthew surfing? [Source]
Um ... yeah ... I think pictures of Matthew trying to do yoga on the beach are a wee bit hotter:
Lord! Can that man bend! I, uh ... yeah ... I really don't know what else to say. Le sigh? [Source]
And the hotness just keeps on comin' ... here are pictures of Jake Shears strippin' down to his undies at the Scissor Sisters concert at the Siren Festival on Coney Island in NYC over the weekend:
Not to take away anything from the ubersexy Jake Shears but I think more musicians should take off their clothing in public. Actually, scratch that ... I think more Jakes should take off their clothing in public. I can think of another Jake that I wouldn't mind seeing in his Calvin Kleins ;) [Source via Source]
Benji and Joel Madden were both at the Playboy Playmate of the Year party at Mood last night ... here is a picture of Benji hangin' out with some friends of his:
Yes, I was also at this party and let me tell you ... Playboy parties are so fun. I was able to do something that I never dreamed possible ... deets on that at the end of the post. [thanks Jinky]
Pink reader Beth sends in these pictures from her April trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where she and her friends came upon the taping of Laguna Beach. Here are some pictures of the innocuous LB shoot:
Hmm ... I guess I never really thought about what it looks like to outsiders when shows like Laguna Beach get shot. It looks like a big production to me ... how is it that these kids can act normal in front of all of these cameras? Oh yeah, that's right ... they don't. I wonder if MTV has some sort of deal with the fine folks in Cabo San Lucas ... every single season takes a trip down to Cabo for some debaucherous fun. Oh wait ... I think I just answered my own question. Whatev, I can't wait to see what the third season of Laguna Beach will bring ... I'm not convinced that it's going to hold up to the other seasons. [thanks Beth]
Here is the cover artwork for Jessica Simpson's new album A Public Affair:
Yawn! This photo is fine for a single cover but I was hoping for something more for the album cover. It seems as if Jess never quite gets it right. [Source]
Rihanna is featured in the new issue of Giant magazine ... here are a few pictures from her photoshoot:
Ya know ... Rihanna is really growing on me. Even tho she looks a bit constipated in that last pic, I find that I'm beginning to like her music the more I hear it. She really needs to thank the band Soft Cell for making her relevant. I'm not a fan of her reggae-pop sound but I'm willing to keep checking out her stuff in the hopes that she can pull off another S.O.S. [Source]
And finally, Nelly Furtado is featured in the new issue of Interview magazine ... here are a couple of her pictures:
Don't these pictures look very Gwen Stefani to you? It's okay, Nelly -- you can borrow Gwen's look for now ... but enjoy it while you can. Gwen will be back real soon and she's gonna want her look back. [Source]
- The National Enquirer apologizes to Spederline for saying they were getting a divorce. Uh, shouldn't Spederline be apologizing for NOT getting a divorce?
- Thom Yorke just misses the #1 spot on the Billboard chart.
- Leah Remini claims that she has "seen Suri". I'm sure the fact that she is a staunch Scientologist has nothing to do with this story.
- Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock ain't wastin' no time ... they're getting married next week!
- Are you ready for the Total Boyband?
- I <3 Space Invaders. [thanks Adriana]
- Lily Allen goes after Victoria Beckham.
- Lance Armstrong brings Jake Gyllenhaal along with him to France.
- Paris Hilton should try murder just to see if she can get away with it.
- Click HERE to meet the guy who makes all those cute Google logos.
- Click HERE to meet the object of Pat O'Brien's affection.
- French Rugby players get back to bizznazz.
- Jessica Simpson gives us a peek.
- Click HERE to see Fergie's new video.
- Angelina Jolie makes everyone else want to give to charity.
- Wait ... Eddie Murphy is gonna do what?
- Wow ... it appears that Carmen Electra has friends in high places.
- Jared Padalecki (Supernatural) is 24, Brian May of Queen is 59 and George Hamilton IV is 69 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Fall Out Boy have about 20 songs to record but don't expect a new album this year.
- Team Matthew Fox? Team Josh Holloway?
- No press screenings for Snakes on a Plane. I somehow doubt this will affect ticket sales.
- Keith Richards finally gets off for that reckless driving thing 31 years ago.
- GWB gets touchy feel-y ... EW! [thanks Eric]
I got to meet Brian's new kitty Mochi and Adriana snapped this picture of the two of us to share with all y'all:
Seriously, Mochi is soooooooooooo cute! I swear, she must weigh about 2 oz. She's skinny and long and has this tiny little meow! that you have to lean in to hear. Adorable!
Last night, David and I attended the Playboy/SKYY Vodka Playmate of the Year party at Mood and had the best time ever. Now, I'm a bit familiar with Playboy parties ... Sarah and I were lucky enough to attend the Playboy 8 Mile High Superbowl party in Detroit last February so I knew that we were going to have a great time. Here are a few pictures:
When we got there we found Hugh Hefner and his bevy of blonde beauties tucked away in their little VIP area in the middle of the club. I was taking a few pictures and this beautiful woman named Penelope leans in to my ear and tells me how much she loves Pink is the new Blog. Then she grabs my hand, takes me into Hef's VIP area and has me sit with Hugh and Holly for a picture! I about died! I got to shake Hugh's hand twice! He and Holly were so nice ... very gracious and very cool:
Penelope is the beauty in the second picture. Hef's other girls Kendra and Bridget were there as well ... Bai Ling was there by herself (she kept trying to get close to Hef, when she couldn't get in she left) and Randy Spelling (Tori's little brother) was rolling with Sean Stewart (Kimberly's brother). Sean looked pretty hot ... I don't get how he's related to Kimberly Stewart. I'm baffled!
I have to send out lots of love to Jessica, Lauren and Angie for taking care of us last night. I also have to give a huge shout out to Pink readers Ryan and Kritzia (in the third picture above) and all the other Pink readers who came over to say hey!
We had a blast ... I can't wait to party with all these beauties at the Playboy mansion next time :)
Soooo ... I guess that's about it for now ... Oy ... lots to do today ... I'm out!