Sunday, May 25, 2008

Laying The Smack Down

After a string of LA Lakers games where David Beckham was spied paying particular attention to the scantily-clad cheerleaders gyrating around courtside (including one instance earlier this week), wifey Vicki B. thought it might be prudent to accompany her hubby to last night's Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs game to ensure that he only had eyes for her. It looked as if Becks was a good boy last night, doing his best to keep his eyes faced forward (and away from the cheerleaders) so I'm sure he was rewarded with a cookie once VB and Becks returned home from the game:

It looks as though Victoria Beckham has had enough of husband David's court-side ogling of the cheerleaders at LA Lakers basketball games. The LA Galaxy player has been spending a good amount of his free time at the Staples Centre in LA, and has been snapped a few times with his eyes on round bouncy things- and we're not talking the basketballs. The front row seats which are just a few feet from the court are hot tickets for celebrities and basket ball fans alike and now Victoria, 34, knows why. So this time around- despite her obvious disinterest in the game- the former Spice Girl wasn't taking any chances and decided to join David at the match to keep her husbands gaze away from the scantily clad cheerleaders. But the hot-pant wearing, mid rift showing cheerleaders strutted their stuff in front of the Beckhams as they entertained the crowd. And as hard as David, 33 tried to keep his gaze firmly fixed on the match his eyes wandered a few times to the disapproval of Victoria who gave him a few menacing looks. Posh -- who is known for her glum looks -- couldn’t hide her annoyance at the line women with their meager attire who seemed set on standing in front of her husband to perform their dance routine. And although she kept David in check on several occasions even she couldn't help taking glimpse at the well toned cheerleaders ... David even tried to shut his eyes a few times in an attempt to block out the sexy ladies dancing just a few feet from where he was sitting. Luckily for Victoria, David only had eyes for her and even gave his wife a few reassuring pats on the back.

Aww ... poor Becks ... it looks like the poor chap's balls are held securely in Vicki B.'s robotic claws. Incidentally, the Lakers defeated the Spurs with a final score of 101-71 -- yeah, it wasn't even close. I'm not sure that Becks was even aware that there was a basketball game going on ;) [Source]