In this picture you can see that Britney really does look like Paris Hilton. I bet if Britney finds herself in a pinch for publicity (like that would ever happen) she can "lose" her dog Lacy Loo, stumble around town in her bare feet putting up lost dog signs and then miraculously have her pooch resurface.
Anyways, here are more pictures of Britney as she attempts to park her car, juggle both a Starbucks double-shotté-latté-mocha-frappacino AND her dog and make sure that her dress looks just right. Hey, she's wearing shoes y'all and that is a major step forward [all pictures from EverythingBritney.net]:
In other major Britney news, an unreleased song has leaked to the Internet as of last night/this morning. The song is called Guilty and can be downloaded HERE. This link will only work for a few days. The webhost that I use to store the MP3s that I am sharing has been down for a while now, when it's back up I will add a link on the sidebar. Check it out, y'all!