Sunday, July 23, 2006

Breakin' 2

Great news! Mariah Carey kicked off her much anticipated world tour, dubbed Mariah Carey: The Adventures of Mimi -- The Voice, The Hits, The Tour, at the Olympic Stadium of El Menzah in the city of Tunis in the country of Tunisia last night. Er ... the bad news is that Mimi looked like ... well, she looked like ... oh, just check out the pictures and see for yourself:

Wow ... I haven't seen Mariah look this bad in a long time. Can I get a witness, don't she look like she's about to keel over and drop dead at any moment? She really looks like she was strugglin' to keep up. She better get her booty in shape before she comes home to America. Mariah's official tour website will be updated after each show with setlists, pictures and reviews from those shows. Click HERE to see the setlist and other pictures from the Tunis show last night. [Source]

Well, it's been a couple of months since George Michael got busted for doing something wrong .. if he isn't rummaging around public places lookin' for a hook-up, then he's passed out in his car from partying too much ... in this new instance, he has been busted (again) for the former. Check out these pictures of George Michael emerging from a park after allegedly trolling around for dudes to mess around with ... wait until you see the guy he was supposedly messing around with:

MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity -- trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park. News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver. When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed: "I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!" George is a man with the world at his feet. He's on the brink of a lucrative 50-concert comeback tour, which sold out in half an hour. Yet he ignored all the risks and dangers to pull seedy Norman Kirtland. The pair kissed and groped each other before going even further. It was all in a public place and totally illegal -- just like the day in 1998 when George flashed at an undercover cop in a California park toilet. After the shock of being confronted by us, George stumbled to his flash Mercedes coupe, retrieved his keys from their hiding place on top of the rear wheel and roared off into the night -- back to his world of showbiz, celebs and glitz. EW! I think George has simply lost his mind. Hooking up with random people in random places is extremely dangerous ... you never know who you might be gettin' bizzy with. Thankfully, News of the World tracked down this van driver that Georgie hooked up with: Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back. We later tracked him to his home 60 miles away -- a squalid flat in Brighton, East Sussex. Looking gross and disheveled, Kirtland answered the door naked -- pulling on grimy shorts as he invited us in ... Kirtland's dingy place just off Brighton seafront, was littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry. His only companion is a 20-year-old cat. He told us: "I don't even like George Michael. And I didn't recognise him immediately. He sort of came up and got close. He looked kind of brown so I said to him, 'You're not totally English, are you?' I told him I'd come all the way up from Brighton and he said, 'What? Isn't Brighton good enough for this sort of thing?' I told him it's highly dangerous at 2am. You'd get your throat cut. He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing. He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic." I ... uh ... don't even know what to say ... except, Happy Sunday, y'all! [Source]

Blah ... I feel like I need to take a shower hearing of George Michael's latest adventure ... let's move on ...

Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson paid a little visit to MTV's TRL earlier this week ... obviously, they were there to promote the release of their new movie My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Oh look, famed VJ Vanessa Minnillo was finally back at work ... here are a few pictures:

As I said before, I loved My Super Ex-Girlfriend and I really love Uma Thurman. I am also very disheartened to learn that the butt shots of Luke Wilson in the movie were faked! A few Pink readers alerted me to the fact that Luke confessed to using a body double for his butt shot in the movie. Ah well, it was a nice butt and is deff worth seeing. It's good to see that Vanessa Minnillo was back on TRL after being painfully absent when Jessica Simpson co-hosted earlier this week. [Source]

Paris Hilton is terrorizing the good people of Spain as she promotes her new album in Palma de Mallorca ... here are a few pictures from her press conference and one of her public appearances:

There must be something in the water that would cause Paris to grow to gigantic proportions ... she's always been a big girl, but she looks enormous in these pictures. And so, the onslaught continues ... very soon, Paris Hilton will be in a town near you ... will YOU be ready? [Source]

The official Spider-Man 3 website has been updated to include a wallpaper featuring the very first picture of Venom:

Head on over to the official website to get this wallpaper or a wallpaper based on the teaser poster of Peter Parker wearing the black suit that I posted yesterday. [Source]

Additionally, lots of new Spider-Man 3 information is being disseminated at the 2006 San Diego Comic Con ... here is our first look at what the other Spidey supervillain Sandman will look like:

With all this supervillainy, Spider-Man 3 looks like it's gonna RULE! OY! I can't believe we still have to wait until Spring 2007 for this movie to come out!!! [Source]

Since we have to wait months and months for the new Spider-Man movie to come out, we'll have to content ourselves with new stuff on TV to obsess over ... here are new promo pictures from the upcoming second season of Prison Break:

Very interesting ... it's good to see that Dr. Sarah will survive her apparent drug overdose ...

... and it's good to see that all the Prison Breakers will still be getting along ...

... and it's also good to see that they've added a bit of fresh blood to the mix. I was bummed that Invasion got cancelled after only one season, but I'm happy to see that William Fichtner (who played Sheriff Tom Underlay in Invasion) found new work on Prison Break. I think he doesn't have to worry about his show getting cancelled again any time soon. I wonder if William's super hot Invasion co-star Eddie Cibrian will find new work as well? Anyways, William Fichtner plays an FBI agent who tries to hunt down the escapees. Ohhhh ... exciting!

Since Prison Break returns with new episodes at the end of August (weeks before the other shows return to TV), it will get the jump on all the ratings. I am very excited to see how this show plays out. Don't you think the show needs a new name now? [Source via Source]

Yay! It's time to check out the Hot Dude of the Week ... in today's instance, we've got Hot Dudes of the Week ... say hello to Joey and Jason Barbera:

Hmmm ... I never realized before the allure of hot twins leading to hot twin fantasies. I think the Barbera Twins look really hot in their red little speedos ... I hope y'all enjoy. [Source]

And finally, Pink reader Molly sends in this awesome picture from her recent trip to China. Here is a picture of Miss Molly posing with a friend on the Great Wall of China wearing her (out-of-print) limited edition Pink is the new Blog t-shirt:

Molly writes that she was, indeed, able to read Pink is the new Blog while she was in China. Apparently, the Chinese censors are cool with my brand of humor. I love this picture ... thank you so much for sending it in!! [thanks Molly]

The News:
So ... David and I did not make the trek up north to meet up with his brother yesterday. Plans got kinda botched and then it became too late for us all to meet up in time to do anything productive. We ended up staying in town and ran around town to do a bit of shopping.

We had high hopes for going out last night, really we did, but we were both a bit tired from all the running around and finally decided to stay in for a romantic evening at home. Believe me, I am not complaining one bit :)

I'm not sure if we're doing anything of great import today ... I'm gonna try and sucker my boo into going to see Lady in the Water with me today -- if I don't see it today, I doubt I ever will.

I hope all y'all have been having a faboo weekend ... I'm out.